LITERALLY ANYWHERE, US – In a shocking admission, travel experts are predicting that Thanksgiving travel this year is going to be exactly like it is every year…fricking horrible.
Mix cold weather, an unhealthy desire to time with people you love, time off from work, and the opportunity to eat cranberry sauce and what do you get? The worst time to travel.
Travel experts across the world are predicting that travel this Thanksgiving weekend is going to be exactly like it is literally every other year: an absolute shitshow.
That’s it. That’s the article. Good luck out there.
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I travel every holiday season. Shit happens but most people make it onetime without hassle. It is so unfortunate that travel bloggers/travel media makes mountains out of mole hills. It is SO SUCKY that we get to travel at 600mph to cross the country , safely and even get served (although little) while doing so with Wifi and movies. What a terrible ,sucky thing. We have the ability to move around and see family for the holidays and make it back to work. Americans have become spoiled and disgusting in what they expect and I thank the media for it. Ohhh my. 6 feet of snow….yeah..probably going to have delays. Act of god(or whatever you believe in). Long security lines…yeah. everyone wants to travel at the same time. It takes patience. Why is everyone out of patience and why has everyone become so unreasonable. Read this article and tell me Americans have not become spoiled with unreasonable expectations .