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Does the thought of prepaying your rental car gas make you quiver? Good. It should. Renting a car is so much fun, right?

BOCA RATON, FL - Hertz Car Rental is rolling out an eye-popping new perk for its elite members. Soon, President's Circle members will have a guarantee that they won't be arrested more than once a year after returning cars they've rented.
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Hertz unveils new perk for top tier members that restricts arrests to no more than once a year

by Lee BallouFebruary 8, 2023February 7, 2023

BOCA RATON, FL – Hertz Car Rental is rolling out an eye-popping new perk for its elite members. Soon, President’s Circle members will have a guarantee that they won’t be arrested more than once a year after returning cars they’ve rented.

ST LOUIS, MO - A 29-year man was recently caught performing an extremely unusual act when he chose to buckle his seat belt while riding in an airport shuttle to the rental car center.
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Man actually buckles his seatbelt in the rental car shuttle

by Lee BallouOctober 28, 2022September 21, 2022
TAMPA BAY, FL - The Hertz Corporation rehired one of its most infamous spokesmen: convicted criminal O.J. Simpson.
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Hertz is Back in Business with O.J. Simpson

by Anson HowardOctober 10, 2022September 30, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz announced new plans to devalue its loyalty program after finally crossing an important threshold: all customers have been arrested at least once.
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After arresting all of its customers, Hertz finally ready to devalue loyalty program points

by Lee BallouSeptember 27, 2022September 3, 2022
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - With the very real risk of being arrested when renting from Hertz, one blogger unveils five practical tips to deploy the next time you rent from the now-tarnished brand.
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5 Tips When Renting from Hertz That Won’t Get You Arrested

by Lee BallouSeptember 22, 2022September 11, 2022
HOUSTON, TX - One airport shuttle company unveiled a new program targeted at frequent travelers. The new cobranded credit card offers airport shuttle passengers several unique benefits.
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Airport shuttle company offers new cobranded credit card

by Lee BallouSeptember 1, 2022August 13, 2022
SEATTLE, WA -   Susan Johnston of Tucson, AZ took her elite rental car benefits to new heights this past weekend when she decided to take an employee’s Tesla Model 3 for an extended test drive.
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Woman takes advantage of National Car Rental’s “Choose Any Car” program and leaves with Employee’s Tesla

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaAugust 29, 2022August 13, 2022
Travel can be fulfilling and inspiring. So much so that many people name their children after some fond travel memory or experience. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. Here are the worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022.
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The worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022

by Lee BallouAugust 22, 2022August 21, 2022
PARSIPPANY, NJ - Rental car juggernaut Avis Car Rental announced it has no plans to compete with its rival National Car Rental, acknowledging in a press release that it is "perfectly fine being a pretty bad" rental car company because at least it doesn't arrest its customers."
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Avis perfectly fine being a “pretty bad” rental car company; announces it has no plans to compete with National

by Lee BallouJuly 18, 2022June 6, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - After recently turning 25, Slade Smith admitted that the best part of major milestone is that he can finally rent a car. The budding young entrepreneur, who still lives with his parents, already has plans to rent a convertible for his weekend road trip to Las Vegas.
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Young man admits best part about turning 25 is finally being able to rent a car

by Lee BallouApril 7, 2022April 2, 2022

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