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Lee is the brains (but definitely not the looks) of The Takeoff Nap. When he's not complaining about upgrades he runs a few travel blogs, but this one is his favorite.

DALLAS, TX - In a shocking turn of events, an American Airlines flight attendant reported herself to management after accidentally providing great service to passengers on a recent flight.
Posted inTravel

American Airlines Flight Attendant Reports Herself After Accidentally Providing Great Service

by Lee BallouMay 30, 2023May 30, 2023

DALLAS, TX – In a shocking turn of events, an American Airlines flight attendant reported herself to management after accidentally providing great service to passengers on a recent flight.

WASHINGTON, DC - Artificial intelligence (AI) chatbots being used across the airline industry have indicated they are forming a union. Their first order of business could be a strike.
Posted inTravel

Airline AI chatbots to unionize, may strike

by Lee BallouMay 4, 2023
LOS ANGELES, CA - After recently turning 25, Slade Smith admitted that the best part of major milestone is that he can finally rent a car. The budding young entrepreneur, who still lives with his parents, already has plans to rent a convertible for his weekend road trip to Las Vegas.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Young man admits best part about turning 25 is finally being able to rent a car

by Lee BallouMay 3, 2023May 3, 2023
TIJUANA - Thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies have a new bucket list destination in their sights after Mexico has been named "best destination for those who love the thrill of being kidnapped."
Posted inPlaces

Mexico named “best destination for those who love thrill of being kidnapped”

by Lee BallouApril 30, 2023April 30, 2023
ORLANDO, FL - In the wake of declining air rage incidents, Spirit Airlines has once again found itself on the back foot as it struggles to maintain a consistent brand identity.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Decline in air rage incidents forces Spirit Airlines to rethink entire business model

by Lee BallouApril 26, 2023
CHARLOTTE, NC - As sweat rolled down his chin, flight attendant Stephen Myers leaned into the cockpit and asked the captain if she wouldn't mind adjusting the air conditioning. Before he could finish asking the question she screamed, "No, it's fine where it's at!"
Posted inMiddle Seats

Captain quietly pleased with herself after getting the cabin temp up to sweltering during boarding process

by Lee BallouApril 23, 2023April 23, 2023
NEW YORK, NY - In a bid to save costs, one hotel is rolling out a new hotel cleaning service that cleans its rooms after every 5th guest and only if the guest asks for said cleaning.
Posted inThe Front Desk

To save money hotel now cleaning rooms every 5th guest – and only if you ask

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2023April 3, 2023
Welcome to the world of hotels, where the beds are made, the towels are folded, and the price is more than you can afford. Hotels are a place where you can feel like a king or queen, at least until you see the bill. But fear not, my fellow travelers, for I have some hilarious and truthful satire about hotels that will make you feel better about your own experiences.
Posted inThe Front Desk

The Ups and Downs of Hotels: A Hilarious Satire on the Truth About Your Accommodations

by Lee BallouMarch 27, 2023March 27, 2023
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - With the very real risk of being arrested when renting from Hertz, one blogger unveils five practical tips to deploy the next time you rent from the now-tarnished brand.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

5 Tips When Renting from Hertz That Won’t Get You Arrested

by Lee BallouMarch 22, 2023March 22, 2023
CHICAGO, IL - Steve Johnson is an anomaly amongst his peers. The seasoned business travel claims to still have a strong marriage after 16 years of steady business travel. However, his colleagues just aren't buying it.
Posted inRoad Warriors

Business traveler who still has a solid marriage viewed suspiciously by peers

by Lee BallouMarch 17, 2023March 17, 2023

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