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From hocking credit cards to the Maldives, TikTok and destination guides, the travel blogger and influencer crowd is fun. We should know because we are they.

DUMONT, NJ - Self-proclaimed travel blogger "hater" Ed Spence shocked the world when he recently took an entire weekend off from writing anonymous, nasty comments on various blogs.
Posted inTravel

Curmudgeon and travel blog hater takes weekend off from writing mean comments, worrying his targets

by Nancy PowellNovember 28, 2022November 13, 2022

DUMONT, NJ – Self-proclaimed travel blogger “hater” Ed Spence shocked the world when he recently took an entire weekend off from writing anonymous, nasty comments on various blogs.

ANY US AIRPORT - As millions prepare to embark on what is sure to be a stressful, busy, and chaotic trip this Thanksgiving the travel blogger community has one request: when filming a travel freakout turn your phone horizontally.
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Travel bloggers have one request for everyone traveling this Thanksgiving weekend

by Lee BallouNovember 23, 2022November 22, 2022
LAFAYETTE, IN – Grimshoe Elementary teacher and self-professed miles and points hobbyist Heather Robinson was shocked when she read her son’s crazy Christmas wish list.
Posted inTravel

Exorbitant Christmas wish list catches travel hacker parent by surprise

by Nancy PowellNovember 21, 2022November 13, 2022
A BASEMENT IN ILLINOIS - The most sought after travel-blogger-themed Halloween costume has been unveiled and it's hitting some folks pretty hard.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Most popular travel blogger-themed Halloween costume revealed

by Lee BallouOctober 31, 2022October 31, 2022
MALDIVES - Today marked a turning point in the travel community as travel bloggers around the world joined forces to close the door to new travel bloggers.
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Travel blogger community decides we have enough travel bloggers, closes door for new bloggers

by Lee BallouOctober 13, 2022September 13, 2022
SOMEONE'S MOTHER'S BASEMENT - Tragedy unfolded this week when 3 FlyterTalk readers were forced to read The Takeoff Nap. As the horrific incident unfolded several bystanders (well, just their moms) were shocked at the indecency.
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The horrific moment when 3 FlyerTalk readers are forced to read our website

by Lee BallouSeptember 30, 2022September 30, 2022
Travel can be fulfilling and inspiring. So much so that many people name their children after some fond travel memory or experience. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. Here are the worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022.
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The worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022

by Lee BallouAugust 22, 2022August 21, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - The world's leading travel satire site (us...) was recently named to the Top 100 Best Satire websites list and we are stunned as you are.
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The Takeoff Nap named to the 100 Best Satire Websites List which is surprising given how poor our content is

by Lee BallouAugust 11, 2022August 11, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - Sidney Matterson is seriously irritated that her luggage was lost on a recent United Airlines flight to Los Angeles. In a last-ditch effort to spur United Airlines into action, she tried tagging a "famous" travel blogger on Twitter to see if that would work. It didn't.
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Traveler tags “famous” travel blogger on Twitter hoping they can help resolve lost luggage issue

by Lee BallouAugust 4, 2022July 10, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - In the wake of a return to mostly-normal travel, the number of travel brouhahas has dramatically declined. Now, travel bloggers desperately craving more traffic have assembled in a conference designed to learn how to write better clickbait headlines.
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Travel bloggers gather in conference to learn how to write better clickbait headlines, drive more traffic

by Lee BallouAugust 1, 2022July 9, 2022

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