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FAA to modernize IT equipment, upgrade to Windows XP following massive outage
WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration announced plans to modernize its IT infrastructure following the recent massive outage that crippled air traffic across…
Southwest issues new Palm Pilots to all staff in massive IT upgrade project
DALLAS, TX – After suffering the largest IT failure in its storied history, Southwest Airlines unveiled a massive IT upgrade overhaul that includes issuing…
DEVELOPING: Flights Canceled After TSA Detains Thousands at US Airports When Passengers Say “Bomb”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This reporter was in Washington, D.C., to observe the madness that is the Speaker of the House election when he heard…
American Airlines furious Southwest has supplanted them as worst airline
DALLAS, TX – American Airlines executives called an emergency meeting late Tuesday night after learning they’d been supplanted by Southwest Airlines as the worst…
Southwest CEO plans to travel to each customer’s house to personally apologize
DALLAS, TX – In a heartfelt message shared earlier this morning, Southwest Airlines CEO Bob Jordan announced plans to personally visit each customer affected…
New York Times agrees that Elon Musk to blame for Southwest woes
NEW YORK CITY, NY – With thousands of canceled flights, it’s clear there is only one culprit for Southwest Airlines’ post-Holiday woes: Elon Musk.
Joseph disappointed after Marriott Fairfield Inn doesn’t honor his reservation, provide free breakfast
BETHLEHEM – The original Bonvoy: A wild story has emerged after one Marriott Bonvoy Gold member found himself on the outside looking in when…
Wife pretty sure she wants divorce but wants one more holiday trip to make sure
COLUMBUS, OH – Karen Jones is pretty sure she wants a divorce but has agreed to one more holiday trip just to make sure.…
TSA considering changing the 3.4 oz liquid rule to 3.6 oz
WASHINGON, DC (SATIRE) – Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Chief Dan Pekoske announced a new study to evaluate the merits of changing the longstanding 3.4…
Airbnb host asks guest to pay their actual mortgage, remodel basement, and father a few of their children
SEATTLE, WA – An Airbnb host is making waves after experimenting with new fees and up-charges at their Puget Sound bungalow. After asking guests…
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