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Virgin Atlantic Now Bundles a 30-Year Mortgage With Every “Free” Award Ticket
Virgin Atlantic has humorously introduced a “Points-Plus-Mortgage” fare, turning award tickets into financial commitments, reminiscent of a 30-year mortgage. This satirical piece explores the…
JetBlue Promises 25 Years of Elite Status, Scientists Detect Minor Tear in Space-Time Loyalty Continuum
JetBlue’s “25 for 25” promotion offers travelers a chance to earn 25 years of elite status by visiting 25 different airports in 2025. This…
Nationwide ‘Rent-A-Friend’ Prices Surge After Southwest Announces Buy-One-Get-One Humans
Rent-A-Friend prices have surged nationwide following Southwest’s Companion Pass promotion, sparking a frenzy among gig workers and investors. As new friendship markets emerge, lobbyists…
Amex Magic: Snag 150K, Watch 35% Rebate Vanish!
Experience the spectacle of Amex’s latest card offer, where 150,000 Membership Rewards points rain down, only to see the beloved 35% rebate mysteriously vanish.…
Warning: Chase Points-Boost Carnival—Abandon All Value, Ye Who Enter Here!
The Chase Points-Boost Carnival is a whirlwind of teetering redemption rates and flashy promises, enticing seasoned points-chasers into a complex maze of potential rewards.…
Florida Man Flies 120 Times for Free — Spirit Airlines Makes It a Job Program
Tiron Alexander, nicknamed the “King of Complimentary Boarding,” managed to fly for free with Spirit Airlines 120 times by posing as a flight attendant.…
Blessed Are The Sapphire-ites: Chase Debuts New Faith Card
Chase is set to debut a new Sapphire Business Reserve card, sparking excitement among credit card enthusiasts who view the launch as a major…
Bonvoy’s AI Revolution: A Ruthless Robot Now Judges Your Worth
Marriott’s Bonv-AI™ takes over room assignments, using advanced algorithms to decide if your Titanium status earns you a corner suite or a broom closet.…
Too Big to Land — Or Just Part of the Plan?
Investigators reveal American Airlines’ “Project Chaos Boarding,” an initiative exploring how far passenger tolerance can be tested through strategic errors. From aircraft swaps to…
The TSA Rebrands as the Trump Spectacle Authority
The TSA has temporarily rebranded as the Trump Spectacle Authority for a special event at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, marking Donald Trump’s birthday…
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