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After 28 Hours, Flight CX883 Declares Independence; Biscoff Adopted as Hard Currency
Flight CX 883 transformed into a “startup nation” during a 28-hour ordeal, with Biscoff cookies becoming the currency aboard. Discover how passengers navigated this…
Windows 95 in the Sky: United Airlines Grounds Fleet After Hitting Ctrl+Alt+Delete on America
United Airlines faced chaos as a decades-old computer glitch grounded flights nationwide, leaving passengers stranded amidst jokes about outdated technology. Dubbed “Windows 95 in…
The Afterlife of Airline Miles: How Your Points Achieve Immortality While You Don’t
Explore the peculiar fate of airline miles after death and discover how these rewards can outlast us, sparking inheritance drama and creative redemption strategies.…
Airlines Debut Priority Potty™: Elites Now Board the Bathroom First
Airlines have introduced Priority Potty™, allowing elite passengers to access lavatories first, turning bathroom breaks into a monetized service. This new feature promises “order…
Pay-Per-Landing: Heathrow’s New Runway+ Subscription Service Takes Flight (After a Small Up-Front £49 Billion Fee)
Heathrow Airport’s new Runway+ subscription service allows airlines to choose landing frequency with tiers ranging from Basic to Platinum. With a price tag reaching…
Citi’s ‘World Legend’ Card Lands, Leaving Mere Mortals in Coach
Citi has launched the Strata Elite℠ card, introducing the new World Legend tier with benefits like 12× points on hotels and instant 1:1 ThankYou-to-AAdvantage…
American Airlines Reminds Public: Save Lives First, Then Your Suitcases
After a dramatic aborted takeoff at Denver International Airport, American Airlines emphasizes prioritizing safety over luggage. Despite a quick crew response, footage of passengers…
Southwest Airlines Betrays the Common Flyer: Assigned Seats Usher in Era of Airborne Aristocracy!
Southwest Airlines is ending its iconic open-seating policy, introducing pre-assigned seating starting January 27,2026. This move is met with backlash from frequent flyers, as…
Nationwide Alaska Airline Reboot Enters Hour 3 as IT Intern Searches for Big Red Button
Alaska Airlines experienced an unexpected path to carbon neutrality by grounding all aircraft due to a spectacular IT failure. As chaos ensued, a summer…
Delta’s Daring Barrel-Roll Around B-52 Scores Viral ‘Adrenaline Miles’
SkyWest Flight 3788’s daring maneuver to avoid a B-52 bomber has captivated audiences, earning viral ‘Adrenaline Miles.’ Discover how this thrilling incident unfolded and…
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