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Photorealistic, brightly lit vintage board-game box titled ‘Delta Diplomacy™’. A glossy Airbus A350 tears through a sun-drenched Risk-style world map; game tokens shaped like Sky Clubs scatter across Hong Kong, Riyadh, and Tel Aviv. Golden-hour light, rich colors, cinematic depth of field.
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Delta Diplomacy™ — Conquer the Globe One Leaked Route at a Time

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Delta Air Lines is reportedly blending geopolitics and gaming with their satirical Delta Diplomacy™ board game, featuring leaked routes like Los Angeles to Hong Kong and Atlanta to Riyadh. Players can navigate new routes, collect SkyMiles, and enjoy a whimsical take on airline strategy.

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Turkish Airlines’ Million-Mile Meltdown: The Great Loyalty Program Bailout

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025
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America On Sale: France Offers 25% Off Flights to Take It Back This July 4th

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Turkish Airlines’ Ultimate 1 Million-Mile Loyalty Showdown Starts Now

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJuly 2, 2025June 30, 2025
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Virgin Atlantic Now Bundles a 30-Year Mortgage With Every “Free” Award Ticket

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025
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Posted inFake News

JetBlue Promises 25 Years of Elite Status, Scientists Detect Minor Tear in Space-Time Loyalty Continuum

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Nationwide ‘Rent-A-Friend’ Prices Surge After Southwest Announces Buy-One-Get-One Humans

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025
Photorealistic Las-Vegas stage awash in neon pinks and violets: a giant chrome American Express Business Platinum card levitates center-stage while 150 000 golden Membership Rewards points rain like confetti; at stage left, a tuxedoed magician flourishes a wand, and at stage right a velvet curtain parts to reveal a trapdoor labelled ‘35 % Rebate’ dropping into darkness; silhouetted audience gasps, phone screens glowing.
Posted inTravel

Amex Magic: Snag 150K, Watch 35% Rebate Vanish!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025
Retro-color carnival poster: towering neon 'POINTS BOOST' marquee, tiny confused travelers in vintage garb waving Sapphire cards while dollar bills swirl like confetti.
Posted inTravel

Warning: Chase Points-Boost Carnival—Abandon All Value, Ye Who Enter Here!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025
a group of people standing in front of a plane
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Florida Man Flies 120 Times for Free — Spirit Airlines Makes It a Job Program

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

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