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Posted inFake News, Travel

TarmacDash™: DoorDash’s New Runway Service Takes Off

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 23, 2025May 21, 2025

DoorDash has introduced TarmacDash™, a new service allowing deliveries directly on runways, following a “successful” trial after a Prius accidentally entered O’Hare’s taxiway. The service promises quick meals with innovations like the Window-to-Windshield Handoff™, setting a new standard in airport dining experiences.

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Posted inFake News, Travel

Qatar Airways: 210 Ways to Flaunt Excessive Wealth in the Skies

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Emirates’ First Class Now Elite-Only: No Peeking!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

American Airlines Launches “Hold My Flight”—Because Your Coffee Is Worth More Than Punctuality

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Global Leaders Offer Trump Unique Air Force One Replacements

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 14, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Live the Groundhog Day Experience: Endless Flights Until You’re Truly Exhausted

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassFebruary 1, 2025January 9, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Black Friday in the Sky: Camp Out for Loyalty Points at Your Local Airport

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 31, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Gourmet at 30,000 Feet: Order Your Organic Meal Before You Even Book Your Ticket

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 30, 2025January 8, 2025
a cartoon of people on an airplane
Posted inFake News, Travel

Feel Weightless in Coach: New Zero Gravity Flights for the Masses

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 29, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

AI Customer Service: Now With 100% More Sarcasm!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 28, 2025January 8, 2025

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