ORLANDO, FL – A Vermont couple found themselves extremely disappointed after literally no one freaks out on their recent Spirit Airlines flight to Orlando.
Susan and Dan Lefterstein shared their disappointment on Facebook after their recent flight to Orlando on Spirit Airlines. The couple, who were on a short vacation after being in quarantine for two years, was originally very nervous about the trip.
“You see the news these days,” Susan remarked, “Seems like there’s an anti-masker freakout on every flight. Especially Florida!”
However, once they boarded the Spirit Airlines plane they soon found themselves in the middle of a completely unremarkable flight.
Dan added some color to Susan’s Facebook post by noting, “Literally nothing happened. I mean, everyone wore their mask. No one screamed at the flight attendant. I mean, c’mon. This is Spirit Airlines and Florida.”
The couple had their phones ready to go the entire flight in the event they needed to quickly record something and even though Dan’s glasses kept fogging up because of the double masks and face shield, he was ready to catch any in-flight incident and share it to his network of like-minded followers.
Sadly, in his own words, “Nothing happened.”
The couple’s vacation plans include a trip to Disneyworld where they are again expecting trouble from the far-right crowds.
At first I almost bought this as a real story cause it’s not April’s Fools anymore. lol.. Lefterstein. Pretty good.
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LOL. Like the old saying, a watched pot never boils.