In a revolutionary move that’s set to delight fans of aviation and time loops, major airlines have unveiled “Repeat Flights”—a promotion where passengers relive the same flight over and over again. Imagine boarding a plane, taking off, landing at the same airport, and then doing it all over again, endlessly. It’s the ultimate Groundhog Day experience in the skies, complete with Groundhog-themed movies, shadow-shaped cookies, and the intriguing challenge of spotting your own shadow on the wing. Who needs new destinations when you can explore the same one infinitely? Repetition is the new exploration.
