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Posted inFake News, Travel

Join the Revolution! Airlines Now Offer “Rebellion Rewards” Miles

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 20, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Fly Backwards to the Future: Airlines Offer Carbon Negative Flights

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 19, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

AI Now Flying Planes; Passengers Pray to the Algorithm—or at Least Hope for a Restart Button

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 18, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Delta Air Lines Introduces ‘Inflight Reality TV’: Passengers Now Star in Their Own Sky-High Soap Operas

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 17, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 16, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News

Airports Roll Out ‘Personality Checkpoints’ to Ensure Passengers Are All Smiles

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 15, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Ryanair Unveils In-Flight ‘Court’: Disruptive Passengers Now Judged by Peers at 30,000 Feet

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 14, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Airlines Mandate “Spiritual Emergency Kits” After Buddha Air Incident

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 13, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Delta’s AI Concierge Renames Cities Based on “Feelings,” Passengers Amused and Confused

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 12, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Airlines Unveil “Loyalty Crypto Miles” in Bold Move to Decentralize Your Frustration—and Your Wallet

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 11, 2025January 8, 2025

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