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Posted inFake News, Travel

Black Friday in the Sky: Camp Out for Loyalty Points at Your Local Airport

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 31, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Gourmet at 30,000 Feet: Order Your Organic Meal Before You Even Book Your Ticket

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 30, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Feel Weightless in Coach: New Zero Gravity Flights for the Masses

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 29, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

AI Customer Service: Now With 100% More Sarcasm!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 28, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 27, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Fly the Tricolor: Airlines Soar to New Heights of Patriotism with Constitutional Safety Briefings

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 26, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Find Your Zen at 35,000 Feet: Airlines Offer In-Flight Yoga Retreats

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 25, 2025January 8, 2025
a man sitting in a chair in an airplane
Posted inFake News, Travel

Introducing Privacy Flights: Be Alone, But Not Really (Because Big Brother Is Watching)

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 24, 2025January 8, 2025
a man in a pilot's cockpit
Posted inFake News, Travel

Cyber Attack Leads to Tom Cruise Landing Your Flight—and Serving In-Flight Snacks

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 23, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

New Airline Service: Space Layover, Same Cramped Seat

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 22, 2025January 8, 2025

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