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Nancy is a travel enthusiast from Dallas, Texas, who plans vacations like NASA plans rocket launches and enjoys torturing her kids with compulsory sunset photo sessions

DUMONT, NJ - Self-proclaimed travel blogger "hater" Ed Spence shocked the world when he recently took an entire weekend off from writing anonymous, nasty comments on various blogs.
Posted inTravel

Curmudgeon and travel blog hater takes weekend off from writing mean comments, worrying his targets

by Nancy PowellNovember 28, 2022November 13, 2022

DUMONT, NJ – Self-proclaimed travel blogger “hater” Ed Spence shocked the world when he recently took an entire weekend off from writing anonymous, nasty comments on various blogs.

LAFAYETTE, IN – Grimshoe Elementary teacher and self-professed miles and points hobbyist Heather Robinson was shocked when she read her son’s crazy Christmas wish list.
Posted inTravel

Exorbitant Christmas wish list catches travel hacker parent by surprise

by Nancy PowellNovember 21, 2022November 13, 2022
BOONVILLE, MO – Local accountant Fred Baskin just returned from a trip to Europe, and he was shocked that he actually enjoyed visiting a country outside of the United States.
Posted inVacations

Local resident reluctantly admits that USA is not #1 in everything after his first trip abroad

by Nancy PowellOctober 29, 2022October 22, 2022
PROSPER, TX - A local family is getting ready for a possible “Carnibrawl” on their upcoming Carnival cruise by taking a self-defense class at Land Shark Martial Arts.
Posted inPlaces

Family enrolls in self-defense class to prepare for upcoming Carnival cruise

by Nancy PowellOctober 19, 2022September 15, 2022
LONDON - British Airways crew members are horrified at the sudden influx of Renaissance Festival actors flying to England in a completely unnecessary gesture of loyalty to soon-to-be crowned King Charles III.
Posted inTravel

RenFest enthusiasts flock to UK to pledge fealty to new king

by Nancy PowellSeptember 14, 2022September 12, 2022
DESTIN, FL--Parents John and Susan Mulvaney grounded their teenage son after he behaved suspiciously on their family beach vacation by volunteering to pose for a family photo. The parent became suspicious when he actually smiled too.
Posted inTravel

Teen volunteers to pose for sunset photos during family vacation; Parents extremely suspicious

by Nancy PowellSeptember 4, 2022August 13, 2022
PORT CANAVERAL, FL - Royal Caribbean's Harmony of the Seas was caught unprepared when self-serve buffet dining returned on board, and the storied cruise liner ran out of food.
Posted inTravel

Cruise ships run out of food after return of self-service buffets

by Nancy PowellAugust 21, 2022August 13, 2022
DENVER, CO - A Denver area man's shocking airport rant went viral on Tik-Tok after he discovered a United Airlines gate agent was secretly plotting to ruin his vacation plans.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Man Discovers Airline Gate Agent Plotted to Ruin His Vacation

by Nancy PowellAugust 18, 2022August 18, 2022
ROTORUA, New Zealand - An American tourist vacationing in New Zealand is sure that driving here is something he can’t possibly survive, and his whole family will definitely die a fiery death before the trip is over.
Posted inTravel

American tourist driving in New Zealand convinced his family will die in fiery crash

by Nancy PowellMay 3, 2022April 15, 2022
Overland Park, KS - When one travel blogger shared that she redeemed all of her Hyatt award points at various Hyatt Place hotels around the country, she wasn't prepared for the backlash and shaming from other bloggers.
Posted inTravel

Travel blogger admits blowing entire stash of points at Hyatt Place; other bloggers shame the move

by Nancy PowellApril 11, 2022April 9, 2022

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