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Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Transportation Security Agency (TSA) employee Carl McCann is pretty sure he let someone through security with liquids exceeding the 3.2 oz regulations, however, because she was a business traveler he's not too worried.
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TSA Agent pretty sure he just let someone through with liquids greater than 3.4 oz

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
LITTLE ROCK, AR - Noting that he was running behind that morning, a man acknowledged eating the Hampton Inn breakfast while on a business trip, bucking conventional wisdom. 
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Man breaks first rule of business travel and eats Hampton Inn breakfast

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022March 31, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra-low-cost air carrier Allegiant Airlines has proposed a new cost-cutting measure that could save the company millions of dollars annually. By crowdsourcing the co-pilot responsibilities on each flight, they plan to eliminate a huge swath of expensive pilot salaries.
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Ultra-low-cost carrier considers letting passengers perform copilot duties to save money

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022

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