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TUCSON, AZ - Business traveler Steve Birdsong stumbled into the hotel's breakfast room, groggy from getting little sleep due to an amorous couple in the room next door consummating their love all night.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Man groggy after couple consummate their love for each other literally all night

by Lee BallouApril 5, 2022April 1, 2022
LITTLE ROCK, AR - Noting that he was running behind that morning, a man acknowledged eating the Hampton Inn breakfast while on a business trip, bucking conventional wisdom. 
Posted inRoad Warriors

Man breaks first rule of business travel and eats Hampton Inn breakfast

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022March 31, 2022
DETROIT, MI - A non-descript Fairfield Inn just outside of Detroit, Michigan is the latest target for the unpopular Marriot "Destination" fee, causing many to scratch their heads.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Detroit Fairfield Latest Hotel Targeted For Marriott “Destination” Fee

by Kyle StewartMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022

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