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Hyper-realistic panoramic shot of a Delta Connection Embraer E175 performing a daring mid-air bank, contrails curling, Cold-War B-52 bomber looming inches away, bright North Dakota fairgrounds below, cinematic lighting, high-detail, 16 mm film grain.

Delta’s Daring Barrel-Roll Around B-52 Scores Viral ‘Adrenaline Miles’

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

enraged traveler in cargo shorts points at a lone fluffy cloud while a TSA officer looks on, baffled

Florida Man Demands Airport “Arrest” a Cloud as State Rolls Out New Chemtrail Law

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Photorealistic, brightly lit vintage board-game box titled ‘Delta Diplomacy™’. A glossy Airbus A350 tears through a sun-drenched Risk-style world map; game tokens shaped like Sky Clubs scatter across Hong Kong, Riyadh, and Tel Aviv. Golden-hour light, rich colors, cinematic depth of field.

Delta Diplomacy™ — Conquer the Globe One Leaked Route at a Time

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

a man and woman at a desk

Turkish Airlines’ Million-Mile Meltdown: The Great Loyalty Program Bailout

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

a plane flying in the sky with fireworks in the background

America On Sale: France Offers 25% Off Flights to Take It Back This July 4th

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

a group of people sitting in front of a fire

Fake News, Travel

Turkish Airlines’ Ultimate 1 Million-Mile Loyalty Showdown Starts Now

by FunnyInFirstClassJuly 2, 2025June 30, 2025

a key with a red card

Virgin Atlantic Now Bundles a 30-Year Mortgage With Every “Free” Award Ticket

by FunnyInFirstClassJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

a jet plane coming out of a hole in the sky

JetBlue Promises 25 Years of Elite Status, Scientists Detect Minor Tear in Space-Time Loyalty Continuum

by FunnyInFirstClassJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

a group of people standing in front of a sign

Fake News, Travel

Nationwide ‘Rent-A-Friend’ Prices Surge After Southwest Announces Buy-One-Get-One Humans

by FunnyInFirstClassJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Photorealistic Las-Vegas stage awash in neon pinks and violets: a giant chrome American Express Business Platinum card levitates center-stage while 150 000 golden Membership Rewards points rain like confetti; at stage left, a tuxedoed magician flourishes a wand, and at stage right a velvet curtain parts to reveal a trapdoor labelled ‘35 % Rebate’ dropping into darkness; silhouetted audience gasps, phone screens glowing.

Amex Magic: Snag 150K, Watch 35% Rebate Vanish!

by FunnyInFirstClassJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025