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Fake News, Travel

Mileage Mayhem: Etihad’s Wild New High-Flying Game Show

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 30, 2025May 29, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

MileagePlus Downgrade: United Airlines’ New MileageMinus Program Explained

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Southwest’s Farewell To Free Bags: A Military Funeral Spectacle

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 26, 2025May 25, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

TarmacDash™: DoorDash’s New Runway Service Takes Off

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 23, 2025May 21, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Qatar Airways: 210 Ways to Flaunt Excessive Wealth in the Skies

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Emirates’ First Class Now Elite-Only: No Peeking!

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

American Airlines Launches “Hold My Flight”—Because Your Coffee Is Worth More Than Punctuality

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Global Leaders Offer Trump Unique Air Force One Replacements

by FunnyInFirstClassMay 14, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Live the Groundhog Day Experience: Endless Flights Until You’re Truly Exhausted

by FunnyInFirstClassFebruary 1, 2025January 9, 2025

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Fake News, Travel

Black Friday in the Sky: Camp Out for Loyalty Points at Your Local Airport

by FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 31, 2025January 8, 2025