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Airlines Unveil “Loyalty Crypto Miles” in Bold Move to Decentralize Your Frustration—and Your Wallet

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 11, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Delta and Uber Launch ‘Delta Wings’ Rides and ‘Sky Meals’ Deliveries—Flight Attendants Dust Off Their Scooters and Safety Demonstrations

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 10, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Airlines Launch “Guilt-Free Flights” by Planting Trees on Wings Mid-Air

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 9, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News

President-Elect Trump Declares: “All Airlines Are Now American Airlines”

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 8, 2025January 8, 2025
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Posted inFake News

JetBlue Introduces “Stowaway Class” for Thrill-Seeking Travelers

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 8, 2025January 9, 2025
ORLANDO, FL - In the wake of declining air rage incidents, Spirit Airlines has once again found itself on the back foot as it struggles to maintain a consistent brand identity.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Decline in air rage incidents forces Spirit Airlines to rethink business model

by Lee BallouDecember 27, 2023December 27, 2023
ATLANTA, GA - Employees at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport were stunned when they saw the latest prices for water bottles at a convenience store in Terminal C.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Even airport convenience store employee shocked at price of water bottle

by Lee BallouDecember 26, 2023December 26, 2023
WASHINGTON, DC - The Transportation Security Administration is considering an unorthodox new policy in an attempt to speed up airport security lines. The approach allows TSA agents to allow passengers who can demonstrate they are "pretty good" at going through security to skip the whole process altogether.
Posted inMiddle Seats

TSA considers letting passengers who can prove they are “pretty good” at going through airport security skip screening entirely

by Lee BallouSeptember 10, 2023September 10, 2023
VATICAN - Pope Francis announced he intends to retire after a recent trip where he found himself in a middle seat on a Spirit Airlines to Orlando. The 85-year-old figurehead said it was just too much to take.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Pope decides to retire after being forced to fly Spirit Airlines

by Lee BallouJune 21, 2023June 20, 2023
Just days prior to its league draft, the National Basketball Association announced it's entering the world of credit card rewards in a major way.
Posted inTravel

NBA Makes Major Announcement: Launching a New Credit Card Offering the “Best Rewards for Traveling”

by Anson HowardJune 20, 2023June 20, 2023

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