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CARROLLTON, TX - Following a poor earnings report, Motel 6 is cutting costs that reach to the very heart of its brand and not everyone is happy at the "green" move.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Motel 6 Cuts Costs, Won’t “Leave Light On” For Guests

by Kyle StewartNovember 20, 2022November 13, 2022
DALLAS, TX - American Airlines' COO David Seymour announced new plans for the airline to crack down on passengers actually enjoying their flights.
Posted inTravel

American Airlines unveils plans to crack down on passengers enjoying their flight

by Lee BallouNovember 16, 2022November 13, 2022
It's the year 2322 and space travel is a part of everyday life. What will that look like? What are the gripes business travelers will face? Will ThePointsGuy still be hawking credit cards? Will FlyerTalk curmudgeons still be complaining about life, the universe and everything in their forums? Find out here.
Posted inRoad Warriors

Space Travel Tips – A humorous look at business travel 300 years from now

by Lee BallouNovember 15, 2022November 15, 2022
WICHITA, KS - A Delta Airlines pilot inadvertently diverted his flight to a small airport in Wichita, KS despite there being no threat or passenger freakout underway. When questioned, the pilot stated the emergency landing was simply habit born out of flying the last 2 years during the pandemic.
Posted inTravel

Pilot inadvertently diverts flight out of habit even though no passengers are freaking out

by Lee BallouNovember 13, 2022November 13, 2022
SAN DIEGO, CA - An active duty Coast Guardsman is furious after being turned away from early boarding during a recent flight out of San Diego Airport. The reason: the gate agent didn't really consider the Coast Guard part of the military.
Posted inTravel

Coast Guardsman not allowed to board flight early after being told he’s not really in the military

by Lee BallouNovember 11, 2022November 11, 2022
VATICAN - Pope Francis announced he intends to retire after a recent trip where he found himself in a middle seat on a Spirit Airlines to Orlando. The 85-year-old figurehead said it was just too much to take.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Pope decides to retire after being forced to fly Spirit Airlines

by Lee BallouNovember 9, 2022October 22, 2022
Posted inFake News

Days after buying Twitter, Musk admits it was just a ploy to stop that kid from tracking his private jet

by Lee BallouNovember 4, 2022November 4, 2022
DENVER, CO - Samantha O'Brien finished her 2nd IPA and waived down the bartender to closer her tab. As the 34-year-old business traveler signed her bill, she muttered to herself, "Wow, only one douchebag hit on me this entire time. That's got to be a record."
Posted inRoad Warriors

Female business traveler oddly satisfied that only one guy hits on her in airport bar

by Lee BallouNovember 2, 2022October 22, 2022
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Voters will have an opportunity to decide if local homeless camps should be required to house business travelers.
Posted inRoad Warriors

California city to require homeless camps to house business travelers

by Lee BallouNovember 1, 2022October 22, 2022
A BASEMENT IN ILLINOIS - The most sought after travel-blogger-themed Halloween costume has been unveiled and it's hitting some folks pretty hard.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Most popular travel blogger-themed Halloween costume revealed

by Lee BallouOctober 31, 2022October 31, 2022

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