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The Paycation, er Vacation, Holiday, Time Off. Whoever thought traveling with a family is fun has clearly never done it. Good lord…

KONA, HI - Carly and Luke Elmsworth are seriously considering leaving their two young kids in Hawaii after a chaotic flight to the big island for vacation. Two exploding diapers, three hours of crying, and a cracked iPad screen were the tipping point.

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Couple seriously considering leaving their kids in Hawaii after chaotic first flight

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022

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