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Category: Vacations

The Paycation, er Vacation, Holiday, Time Off. Whoever thought traveling with a family is fun has clearly never done it. Good lord…

ATLANTA, GA - Following the busiest weekend on record for airlines that saw overflowing gates, full flights, and oversold cabins, one Delta Air Lines deployed a novel approach to compensate passengers for being denied boarding.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Delta Passengers Receive A Mere 58 SkyMiles For Denied Boarding

by Kyle StewartJuly 8, 2022July 6, 2022
ROCKFORD, IL - After a reportedly grueling day of travel with his family, a 34-year-old father of 3 made a beeline to a hotel bar shortly after checking in with this family. Witnesses said Gilmer slammed his hand on the bartop and demanded 3 shots of the cheapest tequila.
Posted inVacations

Dad heads to hotel bar and pounds 3 shots after grueling day of traveling with family

by Lee BallouJune 25, 2022May 30, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - The County of Los Angeles issued new guidance this week banning all county employees from traveling anywhere outside of the county. The travel ban is in response to local politicians disagreeing with literally every other city outside of their borders' political views.
Posted inVacations

Los Angeles bans travel to any place outside of County

by Lee BallouMay 29, 2022May 6, 2022
BARSTOW, CA - A family of 4 recently moved Barstow to the top of their summer vacation planning list. According to the father, it's so much more than just a place to use the Bathroom before continuing on to Las Vegas.
Posted inVacations

Family seriously considering a visit to Barstow for their big family vacation

by Lee BallouMay 9, 2022April 17, 2022
ROTORUA, New Zealand - An American tourist vacationing in New Zealand is sure that driving here is something he can’t possibly survive, and his whole family will definitely die a fiery death before the trip is over.
Posted inTravel

American tourist driving in New Zealand convinced his family will die in fiery crash

by Nancy PowellMay 3, 2022April 15, 2022
NEW ORLEANS, LA - A Louisiana traveler was dumbfounded when his wife actually boarded their flight on time last Thursday. Apparently she didn't even run to the bathroom.
Posted inTravel

Man Shocked When Wife Doesn’t Use Restroom or Go Shopping When It’s Their Turn to Board Flight

by Anson HowardApril 28, 2022April 29, 2022
SEATTLE, WA – Maddy Williamson, a 32-year-old sock addict from Seattle, was dismayed at not having to remove her shoes on a flight from Lisbon to Rome earlier this week.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Sock Addict Upset at Not Having to Remove Her Shoes at Airport Security

by Guest PosterApril 23, 2022April 23, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - One father recently found himself in a travel pickle and was supremely impressed with himself when he was able to use his one and only travel hack in front of his family, thus saving the day.
Posted inTravel

Traveling Father Overjoyed To Finally Use Travel Hack In Front Of Family

by Kyle StewartApril 10, 2022April 9, 2022
BOSTON, MA - After several years of avoiding the subject one travel blogger finally relents, penning first Maldives article, and leveling up her travel blog in the process.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Travel blogger finally writes obligatory article about Maldives

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022
KONA, HI - Carly and Luke Elmsworth are seriously considering leaving their two young kids in Hawaii after a chaotic flight to the big island for vacation. Two exploding diapers, three hours of crying, and a cracked iPad screen were the tipping point.
Posted inTravel

Couple seriously considering leaving their kids in Hawaii after chaotic first flight

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022

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