KANSAS CITY, MO – Tyrell White finished his drink service as quickly as possible practically tossing cans of unopened soda at passengers and salt-bae-ing bags of pretzels in a rush to get back to his game.
After returning to the galley he propped the drink cart in the aisle establishing a secondary barrier and then promptly sat down to murder a few more rounds of Candy Crush.
As passengers’ bladders began to fill a few courageous ones anxiously poked their heads over the barrier. White snapped at them, “Return to your seat sir. The captain has to use the bathroom.”
Tyrell finished a big level and with a triumphant yelp did a happy dance before quickly making a TikTok video for his popular feed. Soon, it was time for a final passthrough the cabin and he reluctantly returned the cart to its storage location and stank-eyed passengers as he picked up the remaining garbage before the final descent.
This work of satire was AI-written / human assisted.
This is such a weird article format and honestly mean spirited post