NEW YORK, NY – JetBlue’s CEO Robin Hayes revealed the final card the desperate airline CEO intends to play in their thus-far-failed attempt to spirit away Spirit Airlines from Frontier.
In a 73-slide PowerPoint presentation, the embattled CEO of JetBlue, Robin Hayes, unveiled his final card in the now-desperate attempt to acquire Spirit Airlines, keeping the airline away from his bitter rival, CEO Bob Biffle. Under the new proposal, Hayes is challenging Biffle to a good ole fashion high school brawl.
“Meet me behind the bleachers, Biff,” Hayes defiantly challenged Frontier’s CEO, after peeling off his letterman’s jacket and tossing it on the hood of his 79 Toyota SR5 Longbed pickup truck. “You can’t have her, she’s mine now. You will never be able to love her the way I will, ok!”
For his part, Biffle seems up for the challenge, expressing an immediate interest in squaring up with Hayes. “Whatever, Hayseed, take your best shot, man. I’ll be there,” he noted in off the cuff comments made as he exited his VW Scirocco before a mean game of pickleball.
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