BIRMINGHAM, AL - Two Southwest Airlines pilots were taken into custody this morning by Birmingham airport police after aborting their takeoff, a violation of state law.
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BIRMINGHAM, AL – Two Southwest Airlines pilots were taken into custody this morning by Birmingham airport police after aborting their takeoff, a violation of state law.


Lt. Dan Hazelton of the Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport Police Department said Southwest Airlines Captain Ryan Bertrand and First Officer Katrina Lisbon were arrested upon returning to gate C3 after their plane experienced a mechanical issue just before taking off.

The aviators were suspected of performing an aborted takeoff. Their flight — Southwest 7338 to Chicago Midway Airport — was a few seconds into its takeoff roll down runway 24. Captain Bertrand was at the controls when both he and First Officer Lisbon noticed “a couple of system warning lights come on.”

“We weren’t yet at decision speed and decided to reject takeoff,” said Captain Bertrand. “No biggie. It was a completely safe maneuver and one we’ve practiced countless times during our careers. So I asked First Officer Katrina to inform the tower we were aborting takeoff.”

However, in a state with one of the country’s strictest abortion laws, and in the wake of the recent Roe v. Wade ruling, aborted takeoffs have been banned.

After informing the tower of the rejected takeoff, the plane returned to the gate where they were met by local law enforcement who immediately took the pilots into custody and temporarily impounded the air carrier’s Boeing 737-800 aircraft.

In prepared remarks, Lt Hazelton noted, “We take all forms of abortion seriously here in Alabama. Under no circumstances will abortion of any type be tolerated. These pilots will face the full weight of our archaic legal system.”

6 replies on “Southwest Airlines Pilots Arrested in Alabama After Performing Aborted Takeoff”

    1. Yep, and you people who are trying to regulate women’s bodies are in for a rude awakening over the next couple years. Even your savior the great Donald Trump has said privately the court overturning Roe is the worst thing possible for Republicans. So funny all you anti-vax “my body, my choice” want to control woman and their bodies. Forcing a 10 years old rape insecnt victim to have a baby is just plain sick!

  1. You Meant To Say CuckCake : The unhinged, radical far-right GOP insurrectionist religious cult members on the Supreme Court are pathetic scumbags that have illegally imposed their crazy personal religious viewpoints on our nation, even though 85% of Americans are against a full abortion ban. Three of the court’s religious cult members also COMMITTED PERJURY in their sworn testimony to Congress, when they all stated they would not challenge “settled law”, which Roe V Wade is exactly, IMPEACH LYING SCOTUS GOP CULT MEMBERS !!

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