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LAS VEGAS, NV - One man's hotel hack is really pushing it after he demands resort fees be reimbursed when the property can't produce a notary public.
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Man demands refund of Resort Fee after hotel can’t actually find a Notary

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaNovember 29, 2022November 29, 2022

LAS VEGAS, NV – One man’s hotel hack is really pushing it after he demands resort fees be reimbursed when the property can’t produce a notary public.

PASCO, WA - After being offered $800 in compensation to give up his seat on an oversold flight, one traveler embarrassingly admitted he'd have done it for nothing.
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When offered $800 to give up seat, traveler admits he would have done free

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaOctober 27, 2022October 22, 2022
UNITED KINGDOM - God Save the King, of course, but perhaps not God Save with the King's Currency, at least not any time soon with the two main UK low-cost carriers.
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EasyJet and Ryanair refuse to accept “Queen’s Currency” without paying currency exchange surcharge

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaSeptember 15, 2022September 15, 2022
SEATTLE, WA -   Susan Johnston of Tucson, AZ took her elite rental car benefits to new heights this past weekend when she decided to take an employee’s Tesla Model 3 for an extended test drive.
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Woman takes advantage of National Car Rental’s “Choose Any Car” program and leaves with Employee’s Tesla

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaAugust 29, 2022August 13, 2022

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