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Category: Prepaid Gas

Does the thought of prepaying your rental car gas make you quiver? Good. It should. Renting a car is so much fun, right?

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - Ginnie Walker tried to verify her company's travel policy before picking up her rental car, but couldn't get access to the company's intranet page, so she opted for the rental car company's coverage, just in case.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Traveler pretty sure her company provides rental car coverage, gets rental company’s insurance just in case

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2022April 3, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
PHOENIX, AZ - Sandra Dunning is legit ok that her rental car smells faintly of cigarette smoke. As a recovering smoker, the pleasant aroma is a friendly reminder of the good 'ole days when she used to kill a pack and half a day.
Posted inTravel

Woman doesn’t mind rental car that smells faintly of cigarette smoke

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022

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