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Warning: Chase Points-Boost Carnival—Abandon All Value, Ye Who Enter Here!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

The Chase Points-Boost Carnival is a whirlwind of teetering redemption rates and flashy promises, enticing seasoned points-chasers into a complex maze of potential rewards. Discover the spectacle, but beware: the allure of “bigger prizes” might just mask a pricy ride.

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Florida Man Flies 120 Times for Free — Spirit Airlines Makes It a Job Program

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Blessed Are The Sapphire-ites: Chase Debuts New Faith Card

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025
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Bonvoy’s AI Revolution: A Ruthless Robot Now Judges Your Worth

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Too Big to Land — Or Just Part of the Plan?

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025
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The TSA Rebrands as the Trump Spectacle Authority

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025
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Posted inFake News

Capital One Converts “Free” Lounge Into Toddlers-Only Country Club

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 6, 2025June 5, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

The Truth About JetBlue And United’s Blue Sky Deal: Passengers Caught In The Turbulence

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 4, 2025June 2, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

FAA Solves ‘No One Talks in the Cockpit’ Problem by Banning Talking: “All Good Now,” Says Agency

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

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