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Mileage Mayhem: Etihad’s Wild New High-Flying Game Show

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 30, 2025May 29, 2025

Etihad Airways has launched “Mileage Mayhem,” a unique game show played at 35,000 feet where contestants race to tag 15 global cities. The grand prize is 5 million Guest Miles, but the competition’s intense pace promises more than just frequent flyer points.

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MileagePlus Downgrade: United Airlines’ New MileageMinus Program Explained

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025
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Southwest’s Farewell To Free Bags: A Military Funeral Spectacle

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 26, 2025May 25, 2025
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TarmacDash™: DoorDash’s New Runway Service Takes Off

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 23, 2025May 21, 2025
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Qatar Airways: 210 Ways to Flaunt Excessive Wealth in the Skies

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Emirates’ First Class Now Elite-Only: No Peeking!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025
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American Airlines Launches “Hold My Flight”—Because Your Coffee Is Worth More Than Punctuality

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025
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Global Leaders Offer Trump Unique Air Force One Replacements

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassMay 14, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Live the Groundhog Day Experience: Endless Flights Until You’re Truly Exhausted

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassFebruary 1, 2025January 9, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Black Friday in the Sky: Camp Out for Loyalty Points at Your Local Airport

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJanuary 31, 2025January 8, 2025

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