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Nationwide ‘Rent-A-Friend’ Prices Surge After Southwest Announces Buy-One-Get-One Humans

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Rent-A-Friend prices have surged nationwide following Southwest’s Companion Pass promotion, sparking a frenzy among gig workers and investors. As new friendship markets emerge, lobbyists and enthusiasts scramble to capitalize on tax-deductible snuggle miles and unique “Companion Futures.”

Photorealistic Las-Vegas stage awash in neon pinks and violets: a giant chrome American Express Business Platinum card levitates center-stage while 150 000 golden Membership Rewards points rain like confetti; at stage left, a tuxedoed magician flourishes a wand, and at stage right a velvet curtain parts to reveal a trapdoor labelled ‘35 % Rebate’ dropping into darkness; silhouetted audience gasps, phone screens glowing.
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Amex Magic: Snag 150K, Watch 35% Rebate Vanish!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025
Retro-color carnival poster: towering neon 'POINTS BOOST' marquee, tiny confused travelers in vintage garb waving Sapphire cards while dollar bills swirl like confetti.
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Warning: Chase Points-Boost Carnival—Abandon All Value, Ye Who Enter Here!

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025
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Posted inFake News

Florida Man Flies 120 Times for Free — Spirit Airlines Makes It a Job Program

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

Blessed Are The Sapphire-ites: Chase Debuts New Faith Card

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025
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Bonvoy’s AI Revolution: A Ruthless Robot Now Judges Your Worth

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025
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Posted inTravel

Too Big to Land — Or Just Part of the Plan?

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025
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Posted inTravel

The TSA Rebrands as the Trump Spectacle Authority

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025
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Posted inFake News

Capital One Converts “Free” Lounge Into Toddlers-Only Country Club

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 6, 2025June 5, 2025
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Posted inFake News, Travel

The Truth About JetBlue And United’s Blue Sky Deal: Passengers Caught In The Turbulence

FunnyInFirstClassby FunnyInFirstClassJune 4, 2025June 2, 2025

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