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The pilot, who hasn’t been named publicly, received a $50 Delta Air Lines travel voucher “for exceptional bravery” after the FBI accidentally went to his room during a training exercise. The pilot was reportedly put in his bathroom shower and interrogated for nearly an hour before the agents realized their mistake.
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Delta Awards $50 Travel Voucher to Pilot Accidentally Arrested By the FBI

by Anson HowardApril 7, 2023April 7, 2023
NEW YORK, NY - In a bid to save costs, one hotel is rolling out a new hotel cleaning service that cleans its rooms after every 5th guest and only if the guest asks for said cleaning.
Posted inThe Front Desk

To save money hotel now cleaning rooms every 5th guest – and only if you ask

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2023April 3, 2023
In the world of recreational vehicles, it seems that the bigger, the better. But have you ever tried to park one of those monstrous RVs? It's like trying to maneuver a small aircraft carrier through a crowded parking lot.
Posted inVacations

The Hilarious and Stressful Reality of Parking an RV

by Guest PosterMarch 31, 2023March 30, 2023
a large airplane on a tarmac
Posted inTravel

Delta’s “Most-Traveled Customer” Finally Cashes in Points for…a Trip to Disney World?

by Anson HowardMarch 30, 2023January 1, 2024
Welcome to the world of hotels, where the beds are made, the towels are folded, and the price is more than you can afford. Hotels are a place where you can feel like a king or queen, at least until you see the bill. But fear not, my fellow travelers, for I have some hilarious and truthful satire about hotels that will make you feel better about your own experiences.
Posted inThe Front Desk

The Ups and Downs of Hotels: A Hilarious Satire on the Truth About Your Accommodations

by Lee BallouMarch 27, 2023March 27, 2023
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - With the very real risk of being arrested when renting from Hertz, one blogger unveils five practical tips to deploy the next time you rent from the now-tarnished brand.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

5 Tips When Renting from Hertz That Won’t Get You Arrested

by Lee BallouMarch 22, 2023March 22, 2023
CHICAGO, IL - Steve Johnson is an anomaly amongst his peers. The seasoned business travel claims to still have a strong marriage after 16 years of steady business travel. However, his colleagues just aren't buying it.
Posted inRoad Warriors

Business traveler who still has a solid marriage viewed suspiciously by peers

by Lee BallouMarch 17, 2023March 17, 2023
CHICAGO, IL - After years of skimping on hotel amenities, one hotel thinks it's found the perfect strategy to address staffing challenges and cost control issues: asking the guests to team up with the housekeeping staff.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hotel asks maid and guest to team up to clean entire hotel floor

by Lee BallouMarch 14, 2023March 14, 2023
DALLAS, TX - Taking a page out of Frontier Airlines' playbook, American Airlines unveiled a new employee bonus program rewarding poor customer service experiences.
Posted inFake News

American Airlines offers bonuses to employees for poor customer service

by Lee BallouMarch 11, 2023March 11, 2023
ATLANTA, GA - Steve Johnson, a 47-year-old veteran narrowbody pilot is furious after learning he will only earn a mere $475k this year to sit in the cockpit of a plane that is mostly flying itself.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Pilot furious he will only make $475k this year threatens to quiet quit

by Lee BallouMarch 9, 2023March 9, 2023

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