WASHINGTON, D.C. — This reporter was in Washington, D.C., to observe the madness that is the Speaker of the House election when he heard of a major development at airports across the country.
A government source told me that overeager TSA officers detained thousands of passengers at airports across the country after hearing them say the word “bomb.”
It was later determined most of the passengers were traveling to California and worried they’d be affected by the weather situation known as a “bomb cyclone.”
Extra boxes of rubber gloves and water-based jelly were seen being delivered to airports in New York, Washington, D.C., Minneapolis, Chicago, and Jackson Hole.
The post you are reading is…satire. Happy traveling y’all