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A despondent correspondent for multiple blogs. Lover of travel, writing, and cocktails -- especially all of them at the same time.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — This reporter was in Washington, D.C., to observe the madness that is the Speaker of the House election when he heard of a major development at airports across the country.
Posted inTravel

DEVELOPING: Flights Canceled After TSA Detains Thousands at US Airports When Passengers Say “Bomb” 

by Anson HowardJanuary 5, 2023January 5, 2023

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This reporter was in Washington, D.C., to observe the madness that is the Speaker of the House election when he heard of a major development at airports across the country.

ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines will undergo a major refreshment — teaming up with American Express to start an all First Class airline launching January 1, 2025.
Posted inTravel

Delta Leaving SkyTeam in 2025, Forming Independent Airline with American Express

by Anson HowardDecember 5, 2022December 1, 2022
TAMPA BAY, FL - The Hertz Corporation rehired one of its most infamous spokesmen: convicted criminal O.J. Simpson.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Hertz is Back in Business with O.J. Simpson

by Anson HowardOctober 10, 2022September 30, 2022
LONDON - The Harry and Meghan drama royally turned up another notch — when they spoiled Operation Adios Avios and burned through all of the Queen's miles.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Exclusive: Harry and Meghan Used All of Queen Elizabeth’s Frequent Flyer Miles for Their Own Travel

by Anson HowardSeptember 12, 2022September 11, 2022
BOISE, ID - A suicidal man intent on Bonvoying himself discovered the will to live after checking into accommodations he found less than ideal.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Suicidal Man Refuses to Be Caught Dead in Disgusting Hotel Room

by Anson HowardSeptember 8, 2022September 2, 2022
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Guests at a local Holiday Inn were stunned today when all three of the property’s ice machines were found in working order at the same time.
Posted inThe Front Desk

BREAKING: History-in-the-Making as All Three Ice Machines at Local Holiday Inn Simultaneously “Work Great”

by Anson HowardSeptember 7, 2022September 4, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Gabriel Hernandez, Sr., might "Wanna Get Away" from home for a while after missing his child's first steps to check in for a Southwest Airlines flight.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Dad Misses Child’s First Steps to Check In for a Southwest Flight

by Anson HowardAugust 28, 2022August 13, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - Look out, The Points Guy. Another blog might be trying to chock block the wheels on your special relationship with Delta Air Lines.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Boarding Area Blog Names Delta “Best Airline Starting with ‘D’ and Ending in “elta”

by Anson HowardJuly 7, 2022July 5, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of several recent mass shootings, the United States Department of State issued a travel advisory for its own country Friday.
Posted inTravel

Citing Gun Violence, the United States Issues a Travel Warning for the United States

by Anson HowardMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022

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