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LONDON - The Harry and Meghan drama royally turned up another notch — when they spoiled Operation Adios Avios and burned through all of the Queen's miles.

Exclusive: Harry and Meghan Used All of Queen Elizabeth’s Frequent Flyer Miles for Their Own Travel

by Anson HowardSeptember 12, 2022September 11, 2022

LONDON – The Harry and Meghan drama royally turned up another notch — when they spoiled Operation Adios Avios and burned through all of the Queen’s miles.

BOISE, ID - A suicidal man intent on Bonvoying himself discovered the will to live after checking into accommodations he found less than ideal.

Suicidal Man Refuses to Be Caught Dead in Disgusting Hotel Room

by Anson HowardSeptember 8, 2022September 2, 2022

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Guests at a local Holiday Inn were stunned today when all three of the property’s ice machines were found in working order at the same time.

BREAKING: History-in-the-Making as All Three Ice Machines at Local Holiday Inn Simultaneously “Work Great”

by Anson HowardSeptember 7, 2022September 4, 2022

CHICAGO, IL - Gabriel Hernandez, Sr., might "Wanna Get Away" from home for a while after missing his child's first steps to check in for a Southwest Airlines flight.

Dad Misses Child’s First Steps to Check In for a Southwest Flight

by Anson HowardAugust 28, 2022August 13, 2022

LOS ANGELES, CA - Look out, The Points Guy. Another blog might be trying to chock block the wheels on your special relationship with Delta Air Lines.

The Travel Blogger

Boarding Area Blog Names Delta “Best Airline Starting with ‘D’ and Ending in “elta”

by Anson HowardJuly 7, 2022July 5, 2022

ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.

The Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of several recent mass shootings, the United States Department of State issued a travel advisory for its own country Friday.

Citing Gun Violence, the United States Issues a Travel Warning for the United States

by Anson HowardMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022

JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA - Middle Eastern air carrier Saudia Airlines announced today it will add golf simulators to several A380 aircraft it just purchased as part of a promotional activity in support of the new Saudi golf tour.

Saudia Airlines Adds Golf Simulators to Recently Acquired A380s in Support of New Saudi Golf Tour

by Anson HowardMay 13, 2022May 9, 2022

TAMPA BAY, FL -With JetBlue now out of the picture in the frenzied bid to snap up Spirit Airlines, many Spirit Airlines loyalists are quite pleased they can still have their fight clubs and dance halls.

Spirit Passengers Glad They Can Still Fight & Blast Loud Music with JetBlue Out of the Picture

by Anson HowardMay 4, 2022May 4, 2022

NEW ORLEANS, LA - A Louisiana traveler was dumbfounded when his wife actually boarded their flight on time last Thursday. Apparently she didn't even run to the bathroom.

Man Shocked When Wife Doesn’t Use Restroom or Go Shopping When It’s Their Turn to Board Flight

by Anson HowardApril 28, 2022April 29, 2022