LOS ANGELES, CA - After recently turning 25, Slade Smith admitted that the best part of major milestone is that he can finally rent a car. The budding young entrepreneur, who still lives with his parents, already has plans to rent a convertible for his weekend road trip to Las Vegas.
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LOS ANGELES, CA – After recently turning 25, Slade Smith admitted that the best part of major milestone is that he can finally rent a car. The budding young entrepreneur, who still lives with his parents, already has plans to rent a convertible for his weekend road trip to Las Vegas.


Smith, who recently graduated college with a liberal arts degree and 196k in student loans, has been staying in his parent’s loft while making TikTok videos all day as part of his latest entrepreneurial venture.

Smith, his family and his 24-year-old girlfriend Carly recently marked the joyous milestone during a Saturday afternoon pool party at his parent Topanga Canyon residence.

The budding businessman couldn’t contain his smile during the party and was even observed creating a Hertz account in preparation for an upcoming Vegas road trip.

“Yeah, bro. We ’bout to hit that Strip,” Smith hooped to his crowd of buddies, all of whom were wearing pastel Ralph Loren tank tops, “I am booking the Escalade right now, y’all!”

Allegedly, although this has not been confirmed, Smith’s grandfather was observed on the patio remarking to his new wife, “This dumbass doesn’t even have a real job.”

For their part, Smith’s parents beamed as they viewed a first car rental as a hallowed ritual marking the last major milestone in raising kids. “We did, honey,” gushed Smith’s mom as she finished making the young Slade a plate of food. “We actually did it!”

Lee Ballou

Lee is the brains (but definitely not the looks) of The Takeoff Nap. When he's not complaining about upgrades he runs a few travel blogs, but this one is his favorite.

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