• Middle Seats
  • Road Warriors
  • The Front Desk
  • Prepaid Gas
  • Places
  • Vacations
  • The Travel Blogger
  • Travel Memes
  • Bad Merch
  • Don’t Contact Us
Skip to content
The Takeoff Nap

The Takeoff Nap

Travel Satire Powered by Middle Seats & Coffee

  • Middle Seats
  • Road Warriors
  • The Front Desk
  • Prepaid Gas
  • Places
  • Vacations
  • The Travel Blogger
  • Travel Memes
  • Bad Merch
  • Don’t Contact Us
Home » Archives for Kyle Stewart

Author Archives: Kyle Stewart

Kyle is a freelance travel writer with contributions to Time, the Washington Post, MSNBC, Yahoo!, Reuters, Huffington Post, MapHappy, Live And Lets Fly and many other media outlets. He is also co-founder of Scottandthomas.com, a travel agency that delivers "Travel Personalized." He focuses on using miles and points to provide a premium experience for his wife and daughter. Email: sherpa@thetripsherpa.com

CARROLLTON, TX - Following a poor earnings report, Motel 6 is cutting costs that reach to the very heart of its brand and not everyone is happy at the "green" move.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Motel 6 Cuts Costs, Won’t “Leave Light On” For Guests

by Kyle StewartNovember 20, 2022November 13, 2022

CARROLLTON, TX – Following a poor earnings report, Motel 6 is cutting costs that reach to the very heart of its brand and not everyone is happy at the “green” move.

NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a bid to stay ahead of stiff competition from other banks, American Express Centurion Lounges is making working from lounges more like working from home.
Posted inRoad Warriors

AMEX Centurion Lounges Add New Work-From-Home Features

by Kyle StewartOctober 4, 2022October 3, 2022
PALO ALTO, CA - Mark Zuckerberg greeted citizens of the metaverse with a special announcement on Thursday. American Airlines would start to offer services within the virtual space the company, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) has created. 
Posted inMiddle Seats

American Airlines Enters Metaverse, Shockingly Realistic

by Kyle StewartSeptember 20, 2022September 13, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Hyatt Place is trialing new ways to discourage guests from smoking marijuana in its hotels. 
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hyatt Place Trials New Way To Blunt Marijuana Smell

by Kyle StewartSeptember 16, 2022August 13, 2022
WESTMINSTER, UK - Following the somber passing of Queen Elizabeth II, some seriously strategic planning was involved to avoid complications at Heathrow. 
Posted inTravel

Royal Family Dodge Heathrow To Avoid Losing Queen Amid Baggage Handling Struggles

by Kyle StewartSeptember 13, 2022September 12, 2022
PHOENIX, AZ - Regional carrier Mesa Airlines is placing a big bet on supersonic air travel through a new agreement to purchase several planes from Boom Jets.
Posted inTravel

Mesa Airlines Latest Carrier To Add Boom Jets, Only Regional Carrier To Offer Supersonic Flights

by Kyle StewartSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra Low-Cost Carrier Allegiant Airlines has removed all fees in an unprecedented move Monday morning and in the process managed to completely flummox their customers.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Allegiant Customers Confused after Fees are Removed

by Kyle StewartAugust 30, 2022August 13, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Following the busiest weekend on record for airlines that saw overflowing gates, full flights, and oversold cabins, one Delta Air Lines deployed a novel approach to compensate passengers for being denied boarding.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Delta Passengers Receive A Mere 58 SkyMiles For Denied Boarding

by Kyle StewartJuly 8, 2022July 6, 2022
FORTH WORTH, TX - Capital One X, the bank’s premium card, launched its first lounge in busy Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, but its second location has some scratching their heads. 
Posted inTravel

Capital One Adds New Lounge In a Very Unexpected Airport

by Kyle StewartMay 19, 2022May 10, 2022
DENVER, CO - Frontier Airlines, one of the nation’s “Ultra Low-Cost Carriers” has added a new unique perk with a twist that is going to make a lot of Denver passengers happy.
Posted inTravel

Frontier Adds Tarmac Transfer For Elite Den Members

by Kyle StewartMay 10, 2022May 9, 2022

Posts pagination

1 2 Older posts

FOLLOW US (OR ELSE)

FREQUENT FLYER FUNNIES

funny-portrait-confused
funny-portrait-gravediggers
funny-portrait-inside
funny-portrait-onepass

Recent Posts

  • Global Leaders Offer Trump Unique Air Force One Replacements
  • Live the Groundhog Day Experience: Endless Flights Until You’re Truly Exhausted
  • Black Friday in the Sky: Camp Out for Loyalty Points at Your Local Airport
  • Gourmet at 30,000 Feet: Order Your Organic Meal Before You Even Book Your Ticket
  • Feel Weightless in Coach: New Zero Gravity Flights for the Masses
The Takeoff Nap

Pages

  • About
  • Don’t Contact Us
  • Frequent Flyer Funnies
  • Home Page
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions
  • Travel Memes
  • Write for Us
© 2025 The Takeoff Nap All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to The Takeoff Nap with appropriate and specific directions to the original content..