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From hocking credit cards to the Maldives, TikTok and destination guides, the travel blogger and influencer crowd is fun. We should know because we are they.

LOS ANGELES, CA - Look out, The Points Guy. Another blog might be trying to chock block the wheels on your special relationship with Delta Air Lines.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Boarding Area Blog Names Delta “Best Airline Starting with ‘D’ and Ending in “elta”

by Anson HowardJuly 7, 2022July 5, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
SEATTLE, WA - Famed travel blogger, points and miles enthusiast, and overall travel influencer Johnny Jet announced he's changing his name to Johnny Boeing as part of a sponsorship deal.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Johnny Jet announces he’s changing his name to Johnny Boeing in sponsorship deal

by Lee BallouJune 27, 2022May 27, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Credit card juggernaut American Express, hot off a successful launch of a credit card made from recycled airplanes, may have done it again. The new Amex Grey Card is reportedly made directly from the souls of travel influencers.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Amex offers new credit card made from the souls of travel influencers

by Lee BallouJune 20, 2022June 18, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - Jermaine Riddlestands was forced to reset his counter for tracking days without mentioning face masks back to zero after inadvertently virtue signaling in a rage-tweet earlier this weekend.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Travel blogger resets counter tracking “days without mentioning face masks” back to zero

by Lee BallouJune 11, 2022June 6, 2022
MOSCOW - Beleaguered Russian airline Aeroflot has unveiled a new status match program design to lure new passengers from rival airlines. The new program was quickly picked up by several travel bloggers who think it could be a real game-changer in the points and miles world.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Aeroflot unveils new status match program

by Lee BallouMay 25, 2022May 7, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - It's been just over 5 years since United Airlines last drug a passenger off a flight and the company is looking to commemorate the infamous incident known as "bumpgate" that saw Dr. David Dao drug off a flight after getting involuntarily bumped.
Posted inFake News

United Airlines realizes it’s been 5 years since passenger last dragged off plane; plans to commemorate event

by Lee BallouMay 18, 2022May 7, 2022
FORT MILL, SC - As the 207th employee leaves vaunted miles & points travel website The Points Guy, a report has emerged suggesting the company's master plan is still right on track.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

The Points Guy’s master plan is right on track as 643rd employee leaves company

by Lee BallouApril 26, 2022April 23, 2022
LONG ISLAND CITY, NY - The beleaguered airline JetBlue announced a new policy today that guarantees no more than 30% of flights will be canceled. The policy, which excludes Boston's Logan Airport, was welcomed by frustrated customers and their family members.
Posted inTravel

JetBlue reverses course, decides to not cancel as many flights today

by Lee BallouApril 12, 2022April 12, 2022
Overland Park, KS - When one travel blogger shared that she redeemed all of her Hyatt award points at various Hyatt Place hotels around the country, she wasn't prepared for the backlash and shaming from other bloggers.
Posted inTravel

Travel blogger admits blowing entire stash of points at Hyatt Place; other bloggers shame the move

by Nancy PowellApril 11, 2022April 9, 2022

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