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AUSTIN, TX - Billionaire Elon Musk has purchased 365 private jets to help avoid a college kid who is tracking his flight movements around the world. Each jet will move to a different spot in the world every day.
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Elon Musk purchases 365 private jets, sends them in opposite directions every day to avoid kid who is tracking him

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - This week's repeal of the federal mask mandate on public transportation is creating unintended consequences.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Repeal of Airplane Mask Mandate Goes Awry

by Kyle StewartApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
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Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

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