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PROSPER, TX - A local family is getting ready for a possible “Carnibrawl” on their upcoming Carnival cruise by taking a self-defense class at Land Shark Martial Arts.
Posted inPlaces

Family enrolls in self-defense class to prepare for upcoming Carnival cruise

by Nancy PowellOctober 19, 2022September 15, 2022
TAMPA BAY, FL - The Hertz Corporation rehired one of its most infamous spokesmen: convicted criminal O.J. Simpson.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Hertz is Back in Business with O.J. Simpson

by Anson HowardOctober 10, 2022September 30, 2022
NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a bid to stay ahead of stiff competition from other banks, American Express Centurion Lounges is making working from lounges more like working from home.
Posted inRoad Warriors

AMEX Centurion Lounges Add New Work-From-Home Features

by Kyle StewartOctober 4, 2022October 3, 2022
NEW YORK, NY - The pilot of a Boeing 757-300 plane remained completely calm during the harrowing experience when both engines failed on the plane immediately after takeoff. According to his co-pilot, the captain remarked, "I've seen the Sully movie, so I am not worried one bit."
Posted inMiddle Seats

Pilot loses both engines on takeoff but isn’t panicking because he watched Sully movie

by Lee BallouSeptember 29, 2022September 4, 2022
PHILADELPHIA, PA - After placing dead last in the JD Power airport survey, the leadership team at the Philadelphia International Airport unveiled a game-changing plan to move from dead last to second to dead last over the next 11 years.
Posted inTravel

Philly airport unveils aggressive plan to go from worst airport to 2nd worst airport in next 11 years

by Lee BallouSeptember 28, 2022September 28, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz announced new plans to devalue its loyalty program after finally crossing an important threshold: all customers have been arrested at least once.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

After arresting all of its customers, Hertz finally ready to devalue loyalty program points

by Lee BallouSeptember 27, 2022September 3, 2022
ORLANDO, FL - In a bid to one-up Southwest Airlines, rival Spirit Airlines, which was recently purchased by JetBlue, gave out full drum kits to every passenger on a recent Orlando-bound flight.
Posted inMiddle Seats

In a bid to one-up Southwest, Spirit hands out full drum kits to passengers

by Lee BallouSeptember 26, 2022September 26, 2022
SOMEWHERE OVER NEBRASKA - Shaun Reyes, a 38-year-old business traveler, accidentally hit the flight attendant's call button. The embarrassed traveler quickly recovered, though, and made up a reason: "Uh, yeah, can you bring me a Coke?"
Posted inRoad Warriors

Embarrassed Traveler makes up reason for hitting FA call button; meant to turn on light

by Lee BallouSeptember 23, 2022September 5, 2022
PALO ALTO, CA - Mark Zuckerberg greeted citizens of the metaverse with a special announcement on Thursday. American Airlines would start to offer services within the virtual space the company, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) has created. 
Posted inMiddle Seats

American Airlines Enters Metaverse, Shockingly Realistic

by Kyle StewartSeptember 20, 2022September 13, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - After suffering a devastating cyber attack when a hacker guessed a password of Qwerty1234, the IHG cybersecurity team is feeling confident now that they've updated the password to ABC123$.
Posted inThe Front Desk

IHG cyber team changes password to ABC123$, feels good about their chances moving forward

by Lee BallouSeptember 17, 2022September 17, 2022

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