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WASHINGTON, DC - Antitrust regulators have revealed the primary reason they'd most certainly block an acquisition by JetBlue of Spirit Airlines, and the answer might shock you.
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Regulators reveal real reason they’d block a JetBlue acquisition of Spirit

by Lee BallouJune 8, 2022June 6, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - In a move to counter Virgin Atlantic's recent tattoo policy, the ultra-low-cost carrier Spirit Airlines unveiled new guidance requiring all flight crew to receive a face or neck tattoo.
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Spirit Airlines to require all flight crew to get face or neck tattoos

by Lee BallouJune 7, 2022June 3, 2022
NEW YORK, NY - A baggage handler at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport surprised his colleagues after he took a different approach to loading luggage onto his most recent plane.
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Baggage handler decides to take a different approach, loads plane more thoughtfully

by Lee BallouJune 6, 2022June 6, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - Business traveler Mark Ryland recently confessed to fabricating reasons to still travel, despite the post-pandemic era that keeps many former business travelers on Zoom calls all day.
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Business traveler admits ginning up questionable reasons to still travel for work in post-pandemic era

by Lee BallouJune 3, 2022May 12, 2022
ONTARIO, CA - Popular Southern California's popular Ontario International Airport (ONT) has formally challenged its older competitor, Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to a duel.
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Ontario Airport challenges LAX to a duel

by Lee BallouJune 2, 2022May 12, 2022
MANCHESTER, UK - The three remaining employees at TUI Airways have expressed some concern about recent workload demands as post-pandemic travel ramped quicker than the airline anticipated.
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3 remaining employees at TUI Airways feeling slightly overwhelmed

by Lee BallouMay 31, 2022May 31, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of several recent mass shootings, the United States Department of State issued a travel advisory for its own country Friday.
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Citing Gun Violence, the United States Issues a Travel Warning for the United States

by Anson HowardMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - In a controversial move, the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) is considering extending the 3-1-1 rule to firearms and ammo. Under the new policy, passengers would be allowed to carry on 3 guns with 1 clip per gun while traveling.
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TSA considers extending 3-1-1 rule to guns in controversial move

by Lee BallouMay 26, 2022May 26, 2022
MOSCOW - Beleaguered Russian airline Aeroflot has unveiled a new status match program design to lure new passengers from rival airlines. The new program was quickly picked up by several travel bloggers who think it could be a real game-changer in the points and miles world.
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Aeroflot unveils new status match program

by Lee BallouMay 25, 2022May 7, 2022
SAN DIEGO, CA - Despite widespread repeals of mask mandates for federal transportation one airport parking shuttle is steadfastly hanging on to its mask requirements.
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Airport parking shuttle really holding on to the facemask mandate

by Lee BallouMay 24, 2022May 7, 2022

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