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ST LOUIS, MO - A 29-year man was recently caught performing an extremely unusual act when he chose to buckle his seat belt while riding in an airport shuttle to the rental car center.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Man actually buckles his seatbelt in the rental car shuttle

by Lee BallouOctober 28, 2022September 21, 2022
NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a bid to stay ahead of stiff competition from other banks, American Express Centurion Lounges is making working from lounges more like working from home.
Posted inRoad Warriors

AMEX Centurion Lounges Add New Work-From-Home Features

by Kyle StewartOctober 4, 2022October 3, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz announced new plans to devalue its loyalty program after finally crossing an important threshold: all customers have been arrested at least once.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

After arresting all of its customers, Hertz finally ready to devalue loyalty program points

by Lee BallouSeptember 27, 2022September 3, 2022
SOMEWHERE OVER NEBRASKA - Shaun Reyes, a 38-year-old business traveler, accidentally hit the flight attendant's call button. The embarrassed traveler quickly recovered, though, and made up a reason: "Uh, yeah, can you bring me a Coke?"
Posted inRoad Warriors

Embarrassed Traveler makes up reason for hitting FA call button; meant to turn on light

by Lee BallouSeptember 23, 2022September 5, 2022
HOUSTON, TX - One airport shuttle company unveiled a new program targeted at frequent travelers. The new cobranded credit card offers airport shuttle passengers several unique benefits.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Airport shuttle company offers new cobranded credit card

by Lee BallouSeptember 1, 2022August 13, 2022
Travel can be fulfilling and inspiring. So much so that many people name their children after some fond travel memory or experience. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. Here are the worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022.
Posted inTravel

The worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022

by Lee BallouAugust 22, 2022August 21, 2022
DALLAS, TX - American Airlines' Chief Operating Officer David Seymour was recently asked why American Airlines was last in customer satisfaction and what the airline was doing about it. The answer was refreshingly honest.
Posted inMiddle Seats

American Airlines On Why We’re Last In Customer Satisfaction: TBH, We Just Don’t Care…

by Lee BallouAugust 5, 2022August 5, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - The Austin International Airport is considering a new proposal that would see its airport restaurants close even earlier than they already do in light of the fact they really don't want any business anyway and certainly not business travelers coming in on late flights.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Austin airport considering closing its restaurants even earlier in the day

by Lee BallouJuly 14, 2022June 6, 2022
ALBUQUERQUE, NM - Business traveler and road warrior Scott Thomas checked into his Fairfield Inn & Suites near the airport in Albuquerque, NM and after the day he's had, decides to skip wiping down the hotel remote before popping on the telly to watch a rerun of The First 48.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Traveler too tired to wipe down hotel remote, decides to risk it

by Lee BallouJune 28, 2022May 10, 2022
PHOENIX, AZ - Steve Gitter inadvertently made eye contact with the cheerful polo-shirted employee as he turned the corner and quickly paid for his blunder as the 80,000 point offer quickly singsonged across the terminal in his direction. Gitter was trapped and quickly lied saying he already had the card and then darted in the bathroom to fake pee.
Posted inTravel

Business traveler lies to folks hawking credit cards in airport terminal, says he already has their card

by Lee BallouJune 24, 2022June 27, 2022

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