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Noisy air conditioners and rooms with that faint odor of cigarette smoke. Yup…you are at the Front Desk. It’s hotels and motels, baby.

NEW YORK, NY - In a bid to save costs, one hotel is rolling out a new hotel cleaning service that cleans its rooms after every 5th guest and only if the guest asks for said cleaning.
Posted inThe Front Desk

To save money hotel now cleaning rooms every 5th guest – and only if you ask

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2023April 3, 2023

NEW YORK, NY – In a bid to save costs, one hotel is rolling out a new hotel cleaning service that cleans its rooms after every 5th guest and only if the guest asks for said cleaning.

Welcome to the world of hotels, where the beds are made, the towels are folded, and the price is more than you can afford. Hotels are a place where you can feel like a king or queen, at least until you see the bill. But fear not, my fellow travelers, for I have some hilarious and truthful satire about hotels that will make you feel better about your own experiences.
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The Ups and Downs of Hotels: A Hilarious Satire on the Truth About Your Accommodations

by Lee BallouMarch 27, 2023March 27, 2023
CHICAGO, IL - After years of skimping on hotel amenities, one hotel thinks it's found the perfect strategy to address staffing challenges and cost control issues: asking the guests to team up with the housekeeping staff.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hotel asks maid and guest to team up to clean entire hotel floor

by Lee BallouMarch 14, 2023March 14, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Voters will have an opportunity to decide if local homeless camps should be required to house business travelers.
Posted inRoad Warriors

California city to require homeless camps to house business travelers

by Lee BallouFebruary 18, 2023February 18, 2023
BETHLEHEM - The original Bonvoy: A wild story has emerged after one Marriott Bonvoy Gold member found himself on the outside looking in when a local Marriott refused to honor his reservation. Insult was added to injury when the man realized he and his pregnant wife weren't getting a free breakfast in the morning either.
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Joseph disappointed after Marriott Fairfield Inn doesn’t honor his reservation, provide free breakfast

by Lee BallouDecember 24, 2022December 23, 2022
SEATTLE, WA - An Airbnb host is making waves after experimenting with new fees and up-charges at their Puget Sound bungalow. After asking guests to literally pay their actual mortgage directly to the bank, remodel the basement, and father a few children the host was featured on Airbnb's "Most Innovative Hosts of 2022" list.
Posted inVacations

Airbnb host asks guest to pay their actual mortgage, remodel basement, and father a few of their children

by Lee BallouDecember 14, 2022December 13, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - One man's hotel hack is really pushing it after he demands resort fees be reimbursed when the property can't produce a notary public.
Posted inTravel

Man demands refund of Resort Fee after hotel can’t actually find a Notary

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaNovember 29, 2022November 29, 2022
CARROLLTON, TX - Following a poor earnings report, Motel 6 is cutting costs that reach to the very heart of its brand and not everyone is happy at the "green" move.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Motel 6 Cuts Costs, Won’t “Leave Light On” For Guests

by Kyle StewartNovember 20, 2022November 13, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - A local boutique hotel chain is making the leap into the metaverse and, like the real world, doesn't plan on cleaning rooms daily there either.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hotel enters metaverse, doesn’t plan to clean rooms daily there either

by Lee BallouOctober 25, 2022October 22, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - After suffering a devastating cyber attack when a hacker guessed a password of Qwerty1234, the IHG cybersecurity team is feeling confident now that they've updated the password to ABC123$.
Posted inThe Front Desk

IHG cyber team changes password to ABC123$, feels good about their chances moving forward

by Lee BallouSeptember 17, 2022September 17, 2022

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