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DENVER, CO - In a closed-door session earlier this week, executives from each of the major airlines met to discuss the shocking turn of events unfolding before their eyes this summer. The topic: how did we get it so wrong?
Posted inMiddle Seats

Airlines seem surprised people still want to travel

by Lee BallouJune 22, 2022June 16, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Airlines, which has faced near-catastrophic flight cancelations and delays over the last few weeks is now taking a page out of President Biden's playbook by appearing to blame Vladimir Putin for the delays.
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Airline takes page out of Biden’s playbook and blames Putin for massive flight cancelations

by Lee BallouJune 21, 2022June 18, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Credit card juggernaut American Express, hot off a successful launch of a credit card made from recycled airplanes, may have done it again. The new Amex Grey Card is reportedly made directly from the souls of travel influencers.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Amex offers new credit card made from the souls of travel influencers

by Lee BallouJune 20, 2022June 18, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - Buried in their recent appeal of the overturned federal mask mandate, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) offered up a hint at a new fallback plan should their appeal be denied: requiring travelers to wear facemasks while on the jetbridge.
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CDC considers new face mask policy requiring travelers to wear masks on the jetbridge only

by Lee BallouJune 16, 2022June 5, 2022
DALLAS, TX - Sidney Jefferson, lead barista at the Dallas-Forth Worth Airport Starbucks, was observed admiring her team's handiwork last Monday as the length of the line stretched for several hundred feet.
Posted inTravel

DFW Airport barista quite pleased at the length of the line Monday morning

by Lee BallouJune 14, 2022May 21, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - A business traveler is forced to admit that maybe Chicago is finally turning things around after only getting mugged once on his recent business trip to the Windy City.
Posted inRoad Warriors

Business traveler pretty satisfied he only got mugged once on recent Chicago business trip

by Lee BallouJune 13, 2022June 10, 2022
Posted inMiddle Seats

TAP Portugal rep is still pretty fricking exhausted after winning literally everything at Freddie Awards

by Lee BallouJune 12, 2022January 1, 2024
AUSTIN, TX - Jermaine Riddlestands was forced to reset his counter for tracking days without mentioning face masks back to zero after inadvertently virtue signaling in a rage-tweet earlier this weekend.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Travel blogger resets counter tracking “days without mentioning face masks” back to zero

by Lee BallouJune 11, 2022June 6, 2022
BUDAPEST - As airlines struggle to find qualified pilots to match soaring demand, one airline has the perfect solution to help its pilots push through the fatigue and keep flying: Red Bull.
Posted inTravel

Airline including cans of Red Bull in pilot’s amenity kits to help them push through the fatigue

by Lee BallouJune 10, 2022June 10, 2022
NEW YORK, NY - JetBlue's CEO Robin Hayes revealed the final card the desperate airline CEO intends to play in their thus-far-failed attempt to spirit away Spirit Airlines from Frontier.
Posted inMiddle Seats

JetBlue CEO reveals final card in hostile takeover battle with Frontier over Spirit

by Lee BallouJune 9, 2022June 7, 2022

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