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PHOENIX, AZ - Sandra Dunning is legit ok that her rental car smells faintly of cigarette smoke. As a recovering smoker, the pleasant aroma is a friendly reminder of the good 'ole days when she used to kill a pack and half a day.
Posted inTravel

Woman doesn’t mind rental car that smells faintly of cigarette smoke

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022
LITTLE ROCK, AR - Noting that he was running behind that morning, a man acknowledged eating the Hampton Inn breakfast while on a business trip, bucking conventional wisdom. 
Posted inRoad Warriors

Man breaks first rule of business travel and eats Hampton Inn breakfast

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022March 31, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra-low-cost air carrier Allegiant Airlines has proposed a new cost-cutting measure that could save the company millions of dollars annually. By crowdsourcing the co-pilot responsibilities on each flight, they plan to eliminate a huge swath of expensive pilot salaries.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Ultra-low-cost carrier considers letting passengers perform copilot duties to save money

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022
BOSTON, MA - After several years of avoiding the subject one travel blogger finally relents, penning first Maldives article, and leveling up her travel blog in the process.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Travel blogger finally writes obligatory article about Maldives

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022
DETROIT, MI - A non-descript Fairfield Inn just outside of Detroit, Michigan is the latest target for the unpopular Marriot "Destination" fee, causing many to scratch their heads.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Detroit Fairfield Latest Hotel Targeted For Marriott “Destination” Fee

by Kyle StewartMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022
KONA, HI - Carly and Luke Elmsworth are seriously considering leaving their two young kids in Hawaii after a chaotic flight to the big island for vacation. Two exploding diapers, three hours of crying, and a cracked iPad screen were the tipping point.
Posted inTravel

Couple seriously considering leaving their kids in Hawaii after chaotic first flight

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022
The blogosphere was shocked earlier this week when, in a surprising turn of events, a travel blogger posted a new article that did not hype any credit cards. 
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Travel blogger doesn’t hype credit cards on latest post, surprising audience and disappointing blogosphere

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022

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