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AUSTIN, TX - Billionaire Elon Musk has purchased 365 private jets to help avoid a college kid who is tracking his flight movements around the world. Each jet will move to a different spot in the world every day.
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Elon Musk purchases 365 private jets, sends them in opposite directions every day to avoid kid who is tracking him

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - This week's repeal of the federal mask mandate on public transportation is creating unintended consequences.
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Repeal of Airplane Mask Mandate Goes Awry

by Kyle StewartApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
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Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
SOMEWHERE OVER KANSAS - Flight Attendant Samantha Wilder is seriously considering going full "Will Smith" on an incredibly annoying passenger in Seat 1A.
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Flight attendant seriously considering “Will Smith-ing” annoying passenger

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Transportation Security Agency (TSA) employee Carl McCann is pretty sure he let someone through security with liquids exceeding the 3.2 oz regulations, however, because she was a business traveler he's not too worried.
Posted inMiddle Seats

TSA Agent pretty sure he just let someone through with liquids greater than 3.4 oz

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
LITTLE ROCK, AR - Noting that he was running behind that morning, a man acknowledged eating the Hampton Inn breakfast while on a business trip, bucking conventional wisdom. 
Posted inRoad Warriors

Man breaks first rule of business travel and eats Hampton Inn breakfast

by Lee BallouMarch 31, 2022March 31, 2022
DETROIT, MI - A non-descript Fairfield Inn just outside of Detroit, Michigan is the latest target for the unpopular Marriot "Destination" fee, causing many to scratch their heads.
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Detroit Fairfield Latest Hotel Targeted For Marriott “Destination” Fee

by Kyle StewartMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022
KONA, HI - Carly and Luke Elmsworth are seriously considering leaving their two young kids in Hawaii after a chaotic flight to the big island for vacation. Two exploding diapers, three hours of crying, and a cracked iPad screen were the tipping point.
Posted inTravel

Couple seriously considering leaving their kids in Hawaii after chaotic first flight

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 30, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra-low-cost air carrier Allegiant Airlines has proposed a new cost-cutting measure that could save the company millions of dollars annually. By crowdsourcing the co-pilot responsibilities on each flight, they plan to eliminate a huge swath of expensive pilot salaries.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Ultra-low-cost carrier considers letting passengers perform copilot duties to save money

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022

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