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A despondent correspondent for multiple blogs. Lover of travel, writing, and cocktails -- especially all of them at the same time.

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Look out, The Points Guy. Another blog might be trying to chock block the wheels on your special relationship with Delta Air Lines.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Boarding Area Blog Names Delta “Best Airline Starting with ‘D’ and Ending in “elta”

by Anson HowardJuly 7, 2022January 1, 2024
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of several recent mass shootings, the United States Department of State issued a travel advisory for its own country Friday.
Posted inTravel

Citing Gun Violence, the United States Issues a Travel Warning for the United States

by Anson HowardMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022
JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA - Middle Eastern air carrier Saudia Airlines announced today it will add golf simulators to several A380 aircraft it just purchased as part of a promotional activity in support of the new Saudi golf tour. 
Posted inTravel

Saudia Airlines Adds Golf Simulators to Recently Acquired A380s in Support of New Saudi Golf Tour

by Anson HowardMay 13, 2022May 9, 2022
TAMPA BAY, FL -With JetBlue now out of the picture in the frenzied bid to snap up Spirit Airlines, many Spirit Airlines loyalists are quite pleased they can still have their fight clubs and dance halls.
Posted inTravel

Spirit Passengers Glad They Can Still Fight & Blast Loud Music with JetBlue Out of the Picture

by Anson HowardMay 4, 2022May 4, 2022
NEW ORLEANS, LA - A Louisiana traveler was dumbfounded when his wife actually boarded their flight on time last Thursday. Apparently she didn't even run to the bathroom.
Posted inTravel

Man Shocked When Wife Doesn’t Use Restroom or Go Shopping When It’s Their Turn to Board Flight

by Anson HowardApril 28, 2022April 29, 2022
CHARLOTTE, NC - Representative Madison Cawthorn (R - North Carolina) was caught with a loaded handgun at Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) on Tuesday. 
Posted inFake News

SOURCES: Rep. Madison Cawthorn’s Gun *Not* Discovered in His Lingerie

by Anson HowardApril 27, 2022April 26, 2022
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Several Delta Air Lines Medallion members were stunned yesterday when one of their fellow elites visited a Sky Club airport lounge at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport — and boarded his flight without volunteering how special he is.
Posted inTravel

Travelers Shocked When Elite Status Holder Visits Lounge and Boards Flight Without Bragging to Anyone

by Anson HowardApril 22, 2022April 9, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - Despite airline mask mandates likely coming to a close soon, air rage incidents have not subsided and one flight attendant union is demanding a radical new approach: bodycams.
Posted inFake News

Smile? Flight Attendants Union Demands Body Cams for Its Members 

by Anson HowardApril 15, 2022April 9, 2022
DALLAS, TX - Southwest Airlines announced a new feature for its top-tier flyers. Starting soon, A-List travelers on the budget airline will receive chauffeured car service when they are driven from gate to gate at most airports.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Southwest Introduces Gate to Gate Ground Transportation for A-List Flyers 

by Anson HowardApril 13, 2022April 9, 2022

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