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Middle Seats, Long Security Lines & Chatty Passengers? Who doesn’t love to fly, right?

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Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
SOMEWHERE OVER KANSAS - Flight Attendant Samantha Wilder is seriously considering going full "Will Smith" on an incredibly annoying passenger in Seat 1A.
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Flight attendant seriously considering “Will Smith-ing” annoying passenger

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Transportation Security Agency (TSA) employee Carl McCann is pretty sure he let someone through security with liquids exceeding the 3.2 oz regulations, however, because she was a business traveler he's not too worried.
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TSA Agent pretty sure he just let someone through with liquids greater than 3.4 oz

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra-low-cost air carrier Allegiant Airlines has proposed a new cost-cutting measure that could save the company millions of dollars annually. By crowdsourcing the co-pilot responsibilities on each flight, they plan to eliminate a huge swath of expensive pilot salaries.
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Ultra-low-cost carrier considers letting passengers perform copilot duties to save money

by Lee BallouMarch 30, 2022March 31, 2022

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