Search for:

Middle Seats
Road Warriors
The Front Desk
Prepaid Gas
Places
Vacations
The Travel Blogger
Travel Memes
Bad Merch
Don’t Contact Us

Skip to content

The Takeoff Nap

Travel Satire Powered by Middle Seats & Coffee

Middle Seats
Road Warriors
The Front Desk
Prepaid Gas
Places
Vacations
The Travel Blogger
Travel Memes
Bad Merch
Don’t Contact Us

Search for:

Home » Fake News » Page 17

Category: Fake News

ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.

Posted inPrepaid Gas

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Posts pagination

Newer posts 1 … 15 16 17

FOLLOW US (OR ELSE)

FREQUENT FLYER FUNNIES

Recent Posts

Nationwide ‘Rent-A-Friend’ Prices Surge After Southwest Announces Buy-One-Get-One Humans
Amex Magic: Snag 150K, Watch 35% Rebate Vanish!
Warning: Chase Points-Boost Carnival—Abandon All Value, Ye Who Enter Here!
Florida Man Flies 120 Times for Free — Spirit Airlines Makes It a Job Program
Blessed Are The Sapphire-ites: Chase Debuts New Faith Card

Pages

About
Don’t Contact Us
Frequent Flyer Funnies
Home Page
Privacy Policy
Terms & Conditions
Travel Memes
Write for Us

© 2025 The Takeoff Nap All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to The Takeoff Nap with appropriate and specific directions to the original content..