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CHICAGO, IL - Hyatt Place is trialing new ways to discourage guests from smoking marijuana in its hotels. 
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hyatt Place Trials New Way To Blunt Marijuana Smell

by Kyle StewartSeptember 16, 2022August 13, 2022
UNITED KINGDOM - God Save the King, of course, but perhaps not God Save with the King's Currency, at least not any time soon with the two main UK low-cost carriers.
Posted inTravel

EasyJet and Ryanair refuse to accept “Queen’s Currency” without paying currency exchange surcharge

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaSeptember 15, 2022September 15, 2022
LONDON - British Airways crew members are horrified at the sudden influx of Renaissance Festival actors flying to England in a completely unnecessary gesture of loyalty to soon-to-be crowned King Charles III.
Posted inTravel

RenFest enthusiasts flock to UK to pledge fealty to new king

by Nancy PowellSeptember 14, 2022September 12, 2022
DALLAS, TX - In a brief moment of honesty at an airport bar, a Southwest Airlines pilot revealed that he's been quiet quitting for the last two years.
Posted inTravel

Southwest Airlines pilot reveals he’s been quiet quitting for the last two years

by Lee BallouSeptember 13, 2022September 11, 2022
WESTMINSTER, UK - Following the somber passing of Queen Elizabeth II, some seriously strategic planning was involved to avoid complications at Heathrow. 
Posted inTravel

Royal Family Dodge Heathrow To Avoid Losing Queen Amid Baggage Handling Struggles

by Kyle StewartSeptember 13, 2022September 12, 2022
LONDON - In a bid to help the environment, US President Joe Biden is taking a hot air balloon to the Queen's funeral in London. In a ballon dubbed Green One, the president began his journey early this morning and is accompanied by a fleet of hot air balloons with various secret service and support staff in tow.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Biden taking hot air balloon to Queen’s funeral

by Lee BallouSeptember 13, 2022September 13, 2022
LONDON - The Harry and Meghan drama royally turned up another notch — when they spoiled Operation Adios Avios and burned through all of the Queen's miles.
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Exclusive: Harry and Meghan Used All of Queen Elizabeth’s Frequent Flyer Miles for Their Own Travel

by Anson HowardSeptember 12, 2022September 11, 2022
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Guests at a local Holiday Inn were stunned today when all three of the property’s ice machines were found in working order at the same time.
Posted inThe Front Desk

BREAKING: History-in-the-Making as All Three Ice Machines at Local Holiday Inn Simultaneously “Work Great”

by Anson HowardSeptember 7, 2022September 4, 2022
PHOENIX, AZ - Regional carrier Mesa Airlines is placing a big bet on supersonic air travel through a new agreement to purchase several planes from Boom Jets.
Posted inTravel

Mesa Airlines Latest Carrier To Add Boom Jets, Only Regional Carrier To Offer Supersonic Flights

by Kyle StewartSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022
LONDON - A Ryanair pilot is in the news again after threatening to turn the plane around if someone didn't airdrop him some nudes. The announcement was broadcast to the entire plane and was quickly responded to by at least 19 passengers.
Posted inTravel

Ryanair pilot threatens to turn plane around if someone DOESN’T airdrop him some nudes

by Lee BallouSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022

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