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LONDON - After weeks of intense negotiations, several UK airports announced a deal last week that will limit the abandonment and mistreatment of disabled passengers to no more than 2 hours per trip.
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UK airports agree on new deal to limit abandonment of disabled passengers to no more than 2 hours

by Lee BallouSeptember 5, 2022September 5, 2022
DESTIN, FL--Parents John and Susan Mulvaney grounded their teenage son after he behaved suspiciously on their family beach vacation by volunteering to pose for a family photo. The parent became suspicious when he actually smiled too.
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Teen volunteers to pose for sunset photos during family vacation; Parents extremely suspicious

by Nancy PowellSeptember 4, 2022August 13, 2022
HOUSTON, TX - One airport shuttle company unveiled a new program targeted at frequent travelers. The new cobranded credit card offers airport shuttle passengers several unique benefits.
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Airport shuttle company offers new cobranded credit card

by Lee BallouSeptember 1, 2022August 13, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - Ultra Low-Cost Carrier Allegiant Airlines has removed all fees in an unprecedented move Monday morning and in the process managed to completely flummox their customers.
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Allegiant Customers Confused after Fees are Removed

by Kyle StewartAugust 30, 2022August 13, 2022
SEATTLE, WA -   Susan Johnston of Tucson, AZ took her elite rental car benefits to new heights this past weekend when she decided to take an employee’s Tesla Model 3 for an extended test drive.
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Woman takes advantage of National Car Rental’s “Choose Any Car” program and leaves with Employee’s Tesla

by Jon Nickel-D'AndreaAugust 29, 2022August 13, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Gabriel Hernandez, Sr., might "Wanna Get Away" from home for a while after missing his child's first steps to check in for a Southwest Airlines flight.
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Dad Misses Child’s First Steps to Check In for a Southwest Flight

by Anson HowardAugust 28, 2022August 13, 2022
DALLAS, TX - The Dallas Fort Worth International Airport (DFW) issued a statement this weekend unveiling detailed plans to overtake Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport as the preeminent airport for travelers forgetting they had a gun hidden in their carryon.
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Dallas Forth Worth Airport still ticked it’s not #1 in gun confiscations; unveils plan to pump those numbers up

by Lee BallouAugust 26, 2022January 1, 2024
DENVER, CO - A food service caterer for United Airlines was recently caught sneaking some of his wife’s cooking onto a plane after he loaded several helping of her famous meatloaf on a plane he was catering.
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Caterer sneaks in some of his wife’s cooking while catering flight

by Lee BallouAugust 24, 2022July 18, 2022
Travel can be fulfilling and inspiring. So much so that many people name their children after some fond travel memory or experience. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. Here are the worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022.
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The worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022

by Lee BallouAugust 22, 2022August 21, 2022
Denial. Anger. Negotiation. Depression. Acceptance or Change. These are the six stages of frequent flyer grief as told by our in-house artist.
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The Six Stages of Frequent Flyer Grief

by Lee BallouAugust 21, 2022August 21, 2022

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