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NEW YORK, NY - We've all seen the popular movie or TV show trope: pilot dies, a passenger is forced to land the plane on their own, it gets hairy, but they make it. But could this happen in real life? What are your chances? The experts weigh in.
Posted inTravel

Could you land a plane in an emergency? Here’s what the experts say

by Lee BallouJuly 9, 2022July 6, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - After terminating his attempt to buy Twitter, the famed billionaire is setting his sights on a familiar travel company that's been in the headlines quite a bit lately: Spirit Airlines.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Musk cancels Twitter deal, sets sights on Spirit Airlines next

by Lee BallouJuly 8, 2022July 8, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Following the busiest weekend on record for airlines that saw overflowing gates, full flights, and oversold cabins, one Delta Air Lines deployed a novel approach to compensate passengers for being denied boarding.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Delta Passengers Receive A Mere 58 SkyMiles For Denied Boarding

by Kyle StewartJuly 8, 2022July 6, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA - Look out, The Points Guy. Another blog might be trying to chock block the wheels on your special relationship with Delta Air Lines.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Boarding Area Blog Names Delta “Best Airline Starting with ‘D’ and Ending in “elta”

by Anson HowardJuly 7, 2022January 1, 2024
WASHINGTON, DC - As the Transportation Security Administration announced increased scrutiny on pilots and crew going through airport security, airlines universally support measures, suggesting this is definitely the right move during the worse pilot shortage ever seen.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Airlines agree that giving pilots a harder time going through security is the right move during pilot shortage

by Lee BallouJuly 6, 2022July 5, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - After a chaotic weekend, one airline CEO issued a new apology directed at the passengers of one weekend flight. In the missive, the CEO expressed regret that the flight actually left on time, no luggage was lost, and that overall service was pretty good.
Posted inTravel

Airline CEO apologizes for that one weekend flight that actually left on time; didn’t lose any luggage

by Lee BallouJuly 5, 2022July 2, 2022
British Airways CEO Sean Doyle issued a formal apology letter to the CEOs of other airlines - all of which were male - for having to acknowledge that women can be doctors too.
Posted inMiddle Seats

British Airways CEO apologizes to other male airline CEOs for having to admit women can be doctors

by Lee BallouJuly 1, 2022July 1, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
SEATTLE, WA - Famed travel blogger, points and miles enthusiast, and overall travel influencer Johnny Jet announced he's changing his name to Johnny Boeing as part of a sponsorship deal.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Johnny Jet announces he’s changing his name to Johnny Boeing in sponsorship deal

by Lee BallouJune 27, 2022May 27, 2022
ROCKFORD, IL - After a reportedly grueling day of travel with his family, a 34-year-old father of 3 made a beeline to a hotel bar shortly after checking in with this family. Witnesses said Gilmer slammed his hand on the bartop and demanded 3 shots of the cheapest tequila.
Posted inVacations

Dad heads to hotel bar and pounds 3 shots after grueling day of traveling with family

by Lee BallouJune 25, 2022May 30, 2022

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