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JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA - Middle Eastern air carrier Saudia Airlines announced today it will add golf simulators to several A380 aircraft it just purchased as part of a promotional activity in support of the new Saudi golf tour. 
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Saudia Airlines Adds Golf Simulators to Recently Acquired A380s in Support of New Saudi Golf Tour

by Anson HowardMay 13, 2022May 9, 2022
DALLAS, TX - Recently, the popular no-frills airline Southwest unveiled plans to add long-awaited power outlets to its fleet of Boeing jets. However, shortly after the announcement technical specifications of the retrofit were leaked, revealing the plan is actually just to use one long extension cord draped throughout the cabin.
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Southwest’s plans to add charging outlets to flights revealed to actually just be a couple of long extension cords

by Lee BallouMay 12, 2022
COLOGNE, DE - German airline Lufthansa has issued a formal apology for a recent incident involving a group of Jewish travelers. The airline admitted regret for not being more subtle with their racism in the statement.
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Lufthansa apologizes for not being more subtle when being racist

by Lee BallouMay 11, 2022May 11, 2022
DENVER, CO - Frontier Airlines, one of the nation’s “Ultra Low-Cost Carriers” has added a new unique perk with a twist that is going to make a lot of Denver passengers happy.
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Frontier Adds Tarmac Transfer For Elite Den Members

by Kyle StewartMay 10, 2022May 9, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - In the wake of Delta Airlines' recent announcement restricting lounge access to percent overcrowding United Airlines has replied with its own new lounge policy that will limit lounge access to 7-minute intervals, along with several other competitive changes.
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United announces new airport lounge policy allowing travelers to visit for only 7 minutes at a time

by Lee BallouMay 7, 2022May 7, 2022
VOLUSIA, FL - Authorities at a Hampton Inn near Daytona Beach Count, Florida, reported receiving a 9-1-1 call from an irate guest who was furious he didn't receive his complimentary two bottles of water at check-in.
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Diamond member furious he didn’t receive his two bottles of water at check-in, calls 9-1-1

by Lee BallouMay 6, 2022April 16, 2022
TAMPA BAY, FL -With JetBlue now out of the picture in the frenzied bid to snap up Spirit Airlines, many Spirit Airlines loyalists are quite pleased they can still have their fight clubs and dance halls.
Posted inTravel

Spirit Passengers Glad They Can Still Fight & Blast Loud Music with JetBlue Out of the Picture

by Anson HowardMay 4, 2022May 4, 2022
ROTORUA, New Zealand - An American tourist vacationing in New Zealand is sure that driving here is something he can’t possibly survive, and his whole family will definitely die a fiery death before the trip is over.
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American tourist driving in New Zealand convinced his family will die in fiery crash

by Nancy PowellMay 3, 2022April 15, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - In what can only be construed as a bid to top Delta Airlines' recent offer to pay flight attendants during the boarding process, Chicago-based United Airlines is announcing a new program that will pay flight attendants while they get ready for work.
Posted inTravel

United Airlines tops Delta with new offer to pay flight attendants while they get ready for work

by Lee BallouMay 2, 2022May 1, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - The recently announced Disinformation Governance Board, or Ministry of Truth as it's casually known, quickly set its sights on a first target: accurate communications during flight delays.
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Ministry of Truth gets to work quickly; starts on the lies told during flight delays

by Lee BallouMay 2, 2022April 30, 2022

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