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HOUSTON, TX - Doug Sax is an optimistic individual and it's this optimism he's relying on as he holds out hope for a much-needed first-class upgrade despite being 23rd on the upgrade list.
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Despite being 23rd on the United Airlines upgrade list, man still holding out hope

by Lee BallouApril 4, 2022April 1, 2022
NEW YORK, NY - Eschewing efforts to enhance benefits for their cardholders, American Express turns to Entertainment Book in an unexpected move. 
Posted inTravel

AMEX Platinum Outsources Benefits to Entertainment Book

by Kyle StewartApril 4, 2022April 1, 2022
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - Ginnie Walker tried to verify her company's travel policy before picking up her rental car, but couldn't get access to the company's intranet page, so she opted for the rental car company's coverage, just in case.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

Traveler pretty sure her company provides rental car coverage, gets rental company’s insurance just in case

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2022April 3, 2022
ORLANDO, FL - A Vermont couple found themselves extremely disappointed after literally no one freaks out on their recent Spirit Airlines flight to Orlando.
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Couple extremely disappointed that no one freaks out on their flight

by Lee BallouApril 3, 2022April 1, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - Billionaire Elon Musk has purchased 365 private jets to help avoid a college kid who is tracking his flight movements around the world. Each jet will move to a different spot in the world every day.
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Elon Musk purchases 365 private jets, sends them in opposite directions every day to avoid kid who is tracking him

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - This week's repeal of the federal mask mandate on public transportation is creating unintended consequences.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Repeal of Airplane Mask Mandate Goes Awry

by Kyle StewartApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
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Posted inTravel

Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
SOMEWHERE OVER KANSAS - Flight Attendant Samantha Wilder is seriously considering going full "Will Smith" on an incredibly annoying passenger in Seat 1A.
Posted inTravel

Flight attendant seriously considering “Will Smith-ing” annoying passenger

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.
Posted inPrepaid Gas

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Transportation Security Agency (TSA) employee Carl McCann is pretty sure he let someone through security with liquids exceeding the 3.2 oz regulations, however, because she was a business traveler he's not too worried.
Posted inMiddle Seats

TSA Agent pretty sure he just let someone through with liquids greater than 3.4 oz

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

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