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CHICAGO, IL - Gabriel Hernandez, Sr., might "Wanna Get Away" from home for a while after missing his child's first steps to check in for a Southwest Airlines flight.
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Dad Misses Child’s First Steps to Check In for a Southwest Flight

by Anson HowardAugust 28, 2022August 13, 2022
DALLAS, TX - The Dallas Fort Worth International Airport (DFW) issued a statement this weekend unveiling detailed plans to overtake Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport as the preeminent airport for travelers forgetting they had a gun hidden in their carryon.
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Dallas Forth Worth Airport still ticked it’s not #1 in gun confiscations; unveils plan to pump those numbers up

by Lee BallouAugust 26, 2022August 4, 2022
Travel can be fulfilling and inspiring. So much so that many people name their children after some fond travel memory or experience. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. Here are the worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022.
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The worst travel-inspired baby names of 2022

by Lee BallouAugust 22, 2022August 21, 2022
CHARLOTTE, NC - As sweat rolled down his chin, flight attendant Stephen Myers leaned into the cockpit and asked the captain if she wouldn't mind adjusting the air conditioning. Before he could finish asking the question she screamed, "No, it's fine where it's at!"
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Captain quietly pleased with herself after getting the cabin temp up to sweltering during boarding process

by Lee BallouAugust 19, 2022July 17, 2022
DENVER, CO - A Denver area man's shocking airport rant went viral on Tik-Tok after he discovered a United Airlines gate agent was secretly plotting to ruin his vacation plans.
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Man Discovers Airline Gate Agent Plotted to Ruin His Vacation

by Nancy PowellAugust 18, 2022August 18, 2022
KABUL - The Taliban recently announced it was banning women from serving as flight attendants on Afghani airlines. Our reporters have uncovered the silver lining to this new policy.
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The silver lining to the Taliban’s ban on female flight attendants

by Lee BallouAugust 11, 2022August 10, 2022
DALLAS, TX - In a bid to fill desperately needed seats at empty conference room tables, one airline is getting creative by asking baggage handlers to double as executives.
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Airline asks baggage handlers to serve as executives

by Lee BallouAugust 10, 2022August 10, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - In the war against actually doing any work, United Airlines' management team struck back against flight attendants using the Net Promoter Score system to score them with their own NPS system that scores the flight attendants' NPS system.
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United’s management implements NPS system that measures their flight attendants’ NPS system

by Lee BallouAugust 9, 2022August 7, 2022
HOUSTON, TX - A Houston area woman is furious with the TSA after forgetting to unpack her firearm from her purse. A Glock 9 was confiscated along with 2 boxes of 9MM ammunition. Reportedly, she is mostly just mad about the ammo being taken.
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Woman irritated TSA confiscated her ammo; could care less about the Glock getting taken too

by Lee BallouAugust 8, 2022August 4, 2022
DALLAS, TX - American Airlines' Chief Operating Officer David Seymour was recently asked why American Airlines was last in customer satisfaction and what the airline was doing about it. The answer was refreshingly honest.
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American Airlines On Why We’re Last In Customer Satisfaction: TBH, We Just Don’t Care…

by Lee BallouAugust 5, 2022August 5, 2022

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