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ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
Posted inThe Travel Blogger

Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
DALLAS, TX - In comments overhead at an airport bar, two men wearing MAGA hats were heard opining about how the recent spate of travel delays has given them hope: they can continue to treat airline industry staff like crap.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Antimaskers relieved they can keep misbehaving toward travel industry staff thanks to travel delays

by Lee BallouJune 23, 2022June 19, 2022
DENVER, CO - In a closed-door session earlier this week, executives from each of the major airlines met to discuss the shocking turn of events unfolding before their eyes this summer. The topic: how did we get it so wrong?
Posted inMiddle Seats

Airlines seem surprised people still want to travel

by Lee BallouJune 22, 2022June 16, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Airlines, which has faced near-catastrophic flight cancelations and delays over the last few weeks is now taking a page out of President Biden's playbook by appearing to blame Vladimir Putin for the delays.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Airline takes page out of Biden’s playbook and blames Putin for massive flight cancelations

by Lee BallouJune 21, 2022June 18, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - Buried in their recent appeal of the overturned federal mask mandate, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) offered up a hint at a new fallback plan should their appeal be denied: requiring travelers to wear facemasks while on the jetbridge.
Posted inMiddle Seats

CDC considers new face mask policy requiring travelers to wear masks on the jetbridge only

by Lee BallouJune 16, 2022June 5, 2022
Posted inMiddle Seats

TAP Portugal rep is still pretty fricking exhausted after winning literally everything at Freddie Awards

by Lee BallouJune 12, 2022January 1, 2024
BUDAPEST - As airlines struggle to find qualified pilots to match soaring demand, one airline has the perfect solution to help its pilots push through the fatigue and keep flying: Red Bull.
Posted inTravel

Airline including cans of Red Bull in pilot’s amenity kits to help them push through the fatigue

by Lee BallouJune 10, 2022June 10, 2022
NEW YORK, NY - JetBlue's CEO Robin Hayes revealed the final card the desperate airline CEO intends to play in their thus-far-failed attempt to spirit away Spirit Airlines from Frontier.
Posted inMiddle Seats

JetBlue CEO reveals final card in hostile takeover battle with Frontier over Spirit

by Lee BallouJune 9, 2022June 7, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - Antitrust regulators have revealed the primary reason they'd most certainly block an acquisition by JetBlue of Spirit Airlines, and the answer might shock you.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Regulators reveal real reason they’d block a JetBlue acquisition of Spirit

by Lee BallouJune 8, 2022June 6, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - In a move to counter Virgin Atlantic's recent tattoo policy, the ultra-low-cost carrier Spirit Airlines unveiled new guidance requiring all flight crew to receive a face or neck tattoo.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Spirit Airlines to require all flight crew to get face or neck tattoos

by Lee BallouJune 7, 2022June 3, 2022

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