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PALO ALTO, CA - Mark Zuckerberg greeted citizens of the metaverse with a special announcement on Thursday. American Airlines would start to offer services within the virtual space the company, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) has created. 
Posted inMiddle Seats

American Airlines Enters Metaverse, Shockingly Realistic

by Kyle StewartSeptember 20, 2022September 13, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - After suffering a devastating cyber attack when a hacker guessed a password of Qwerty1234, the IHG cybersecurity team is feeling confident now that they've updated the password to ABC123$.
Posted inThe Front Desk

IHG cyber team changes password to ABC123$, feels good about their chances moving forward

by Lee BallouSeptember 17, 2022September 17, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - Hyatt Place is trialing new ways to discourage guests from smoking marijuana in its hotels. 
Posted inThe Front Desk

Hyatt Place Trials New Way To Blunt Marijuana Smell

by Kyle StewartSeptember 16, 2022August 13, 2022
DALLAS, TX - In a brief moment of honesty at an airport bar, a Southwest Airlines pilot revealed that he's been quiet quitting for the last two years.
Posted inTravel

Southwest Airlines pilot reveals he’s been quiet quitting for the last two years

by Lee BallouSeptember 13, 2022September 11, 2022
WESTMINSTER, UK - Following the somber passing of Queen Elizabeth II, some seriously strategic planning was involved to avoid complications at Heathrow. 
Posted inTravel

Royal Family Dodge Heathrow To Avoid Losing Queen Amid Baggage Handling Struggles

by Kyle StewartSeptember 13, 2022September 12, 2022
LONDON - In a bid to help the environment, US President Joe Biden is taking a hot air balloon to the Queen's funeral in London. In a ballon dubbed Green One, the president began his journey early this morning and is accompanied by a fleet of hot air balloons with various secret service and support staff in tow.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Biden taking hot air balloon to Queen’s funeral

by Lee BallouSeptember 13, 2022September 13, 2022
LONDON - The Harry and Meghan drama royally turned up another notch — when they spoiled Operation Adios Avios and burned through all of the Queen's miles.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Exclusive: Harry and Meghan Used All of Queen Elizabeth’s Frequent Flyer Miles for Their Own Travel

by Anson HowardSeptember 12, 2022September 11, 2022
BOISE, ID - A suicidal man intent on Bonvoying himself discovered the will to live after checking into accommodations he found less than ideal.
Posted inThe Front Desk

Suicidal Man Refuses to Be Caught Dead in Disgusting Hotel Room

by Anson HowardSeptember 8, 2022September 2, 2022
LONDON - A Ryanair pilot is in the news again after threatening to turn the plane around if someone didn't airdrop him some nudes. The announcement was broadcast to the entire plane and was quickly responded to by at least 19 passengers.
Posted inTravel

Ryanair pilot threatens to turn plane around if someone DOESN’T airdrop him some nudes

by Lee BallouSeptember 6, 2022September 6, 2022
LONDON - After weeks of intense negotiations, several UK airports announced a deal last week that will limit the abandonment and mistreatment of disabled passengers to no more than 2 hours per trip.
Posted inMiddle Seats

UK airports agree on new deal to limit abandonment of disabled passengers to no more than 2 hours

by Lee BallouSeptember 5, 2022September 5, 2022

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